poo poo canoe

when you wipe from back to front, thus creating a poo poo canoe.
hey mica, i just took a dump and now i have the worst poo poo canoe. i need to shower asap. hundo-p.
by chown1babe September 15, 2014
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poo poo boi

An "adult" gamer who wakes up before 7am to play in competitive lobbies against kids to have a higher success rate.
Yo bro! I know your awake, it's time to loggy poo. Let's go poo poo boi!!
by RandoClarissian October 31, 2022
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eat the poo poo

When gulible people just believe the bullshit that other people tell them.
Man I just sat there and watched my friend eat the poo poo his gf was feeding him. Everyone knows she's cheating on him.
by SpasticSarcastic November 09, 2019
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Poo-poo head

One of the most horribly devastating insults ever to be bestowed upon a human soul, too many lives taken from suicide due to this outrageous term
guy 1: hey you’re a poo-poo head
Guy 2: jumps off building
by Lewis. E August 29, 2023
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Poo poo platter

Mystery meal they may serve you at a Chinese restaurant.
John ordered the poo poo platter and got a plate full of mystery meat
by Shithouse man November 04, 2018
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Poo Poo Butt

A word used by pre-schoolers for a generally shitty person.
by Mike March 24, 2005
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Poo Poo Fresh

Adjective: Denoting something that is exceptionally fresh or new. Can be used to describe trends (i.e. fashion/music) or produce.
Wow! These tomatoes are poo poo fresh!

That new Ke$ha song is so poo poo fresh!
by J. Lightning August 23, 2010
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