perfectly sincere popcorn

an act or action that stands in a state of unselfishness that is so pure it is entertaining and possibly odd.

When he saw that she was about to step over a puddle he instead took his pants off and placed them over the puddle. It was perfectly sincere popcorn.

by ben claude May 5, 2003

Perfungerate

The process by which flavours and textures merge together to make a whole that is better than its parts.

Lasange always tastes better the next day as it has a chance to perfungerate

by Brad McCulloch December 14, 2004

Perfect pinch

Using your sphincter muscle to "pinch" closed after defecating. Perfect pinch leaves the toilet paper perfectly clean.

"No worries on the shortage of toilet paper. I had a perfect pinch."

by OttoParts June 9, 2009

perfect hatrick

to have sex orally anally and vaginally in same sex session

man we went for it last night i scored a perfect hatrick

by fussyballbag April 21, 2011

perfect turd

A perfect turd is a turd produced in one push that is a solid column of shit that rests on the bottom of the toilet bowl with its top poking out above the water line.

Jack laid a perfect turd that when he checked his performance was standing up in the bowl looking back up at him

by witchieblackcat February 8, 2018

Perfect Relationship

“I think, if you look up ‘perfect relationship’ in the dictionary, you might just see a photo of myself and Eve.”
-Lucifer Morningstar, Season 4, Episode 8 “Super Bad Boyfriend

It Eve and Lucifer, the first and the most perfect relationship.

by EmoNightmare June 6, 2019

Bowel Performance

The moment in which you are in a very busy public washroom taking a massive dump, and all of the sudden you let out a graceful, juicy fart followed by a breath-taking plop of the log you could finally squeeze out. Impressing everyone with your success. But be warned, for a performance can turn out bad, for these performances can go two ways, you can either let out an amazing fart and an inspriring drop of your success, or a wimp fart and just a drip of a poop.

Dude, while I was in the washroom someone did a perfect bowel performance, I'd give it a 10/10.

by Vxper August 28, 2016