The coffee mug (for pens). The first mug made specifically to cart, carry and caddy pens. Small pens, large pens, markers, the Mug of Pens carries it all! (Not intended for use with pencils.)
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.
Turns a messy workplace into a Mugtastic Pentabulum.
Is made of poison.
Boss: "If I don't sign this contract in the next five minutes, this company's doomed! Get me a pen Hastings!"
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."
(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."
(Hastings desperately searches for a pen, to no avail.)
Boss: "I'm so angry, I could rape somebody."
(Later)
Hastings: "If only I'd had Mug of Pens..."
by Dedguy August 02, 2009
by Failiwillnotfall July 04, 2014
by Gerton March 19, 2010
Means penis and is derived from the term pen15 which is used by baddies in years five, six and seven as a way to make themselves look like immature wankers. Can be used with other words such as mastie and reckie to make people laugh while making fun of the kind of kids who would actually be in the pen15 club.
Vinnie popped a reckie as hard as a diamond then chucked a mastie until his Pen-Fift felt like it was made of clay
by Rough_Bastard February 28, 2010
by matthew^^ January 25, 2004
A sex position in which a man positions his body on a couch in a perpendicular fashion. With his head on the floor, and his legs lying on the the upright part of the couch. The women then subsequently sits on top of his crotch area, so as to have one leg on the side of the man, and the other hanging off the back of the couch (or standing). Thus she fits on the man like the top of pen!
by Cha Chal June 30, 2011
Gratuitous photos of fountain pens, gel pens, rollerball pens and ballpoint pens posted online simply for the gratification of collectors and pen fanatics.
by Penthusiast February 15, 2012