1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field
Have you seen Jordan the pedo
by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020
The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.
"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"
"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."
"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."
by lordathe November 12, 2022
by Johnny Green September 13, 2013
by LouisGDYTUrban January 01, 2022
Pedo anarchism is a social and political movement that seeks to abolish all age of consent laws, and to destroy all adultist beliefs.
I believe in pedo anarchism.
by Bro 2012 May 10, 2023
when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
by KF3917 June 10, 2011