Closet pedo

1) An older individual, usually middle aged, who intentionally seeks sexual partners who are as close to underage as they can legally get (18-22ish).

2) A pedophile who's (thankfully) too afraid to hurt an actual child.
Person one: "I didn't know Ken had a granddaughter."

Person two: "That's actually his girlfriend. He's a total closet pedo. He's probably pretending she's 12 right now because 18 somehow isn't creepy enough."
by Gokuisstrongerthannaruto August 30, 2019
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jordan the pedo

Raging alcoholics and also sniffs ket and coke every Friday night in the bridge. They call him the horse in a field
by Bongs and spliffs September 11, 2020
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Pedo Paranoia

The belief that everyone and everything related to sex or sexual urges that makes people uncomfortable is pedophilia. A moral panic similar to satanic panic and the red scare.
"Wow, did you hear Jack is dating Lily? She's only 21! He's a pedo!"

"I think that's just pedo paranoia talking."
by lordathe November 12, 2022
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pedo bowl

The urinal next to the one that is lower to the ground, specifically for children.
Most men prefer a cubical rather than take the risk at the pedo bowl.
by Johnny Green September 13, 2013
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speedo pedo

A pedophile who speedruns noncing kids, within 1-2 hours. Very rare people.
Guy 1: Wip up those fryers, because i am sure hungry for one-
Guy 2: Fuck off, speedo pedo!
by LouisGDYTUrban January 01, 2022
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pedo anarchism

Pedo anarchism is a social and political movement that seeks to abolish all age of consent laws, and to destroy all adultist beliefs.
I believe in pedo anarchism.
by Bro 2012 May 10, 2023
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Pedo Wink

when a man with any kind of facial hair over the age of 25 winks at you instead of smiling or doing a small wave when passing
you: *feint smile*
pedo: *Pedo wink*

run. just run.
by KF3917 June 10, 2011
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