paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

by syphilis queen June 22, 2023

Paula

A sweet unique girl who isn’t your typical girl . paula is the one that is her own kind and is different from other girls. she loves to crack jokes and that comes with her humour personality. she can light a dark room up with her smile and give light with her bright eyes. she loves to game aswell. paula is a rare one to have so if you have her take good care of her.

paula is so awesome

by datboicam353 May 25, 2024

Paula

Paula

Paula were are you

by Pudden0 November 25, 2021

Paula

Paula suele ser una chica bastante sucia, se lava poco, y solo si es estrictamente necesario. Le gusta mucho comer y dormir. Despistada, suelen ser enanas.

Paula carajaula mas plana que una taula.

by Pulaner November 26, 2021

Paula

she’s the most beautiful person you will met, but her beauty isn’t only on the outside. If you know Paula she will be the greatest person in your hole ass life. Paula is your best friend not even just that, she’s your soulmate. You think the same you like the same and you’re loving each other.
But be careful with her even if you’re are quite the same person, Paula likes to talk a lot about everything and everyone. But if you exactly tell her something really important she takes the secret in her grave.

You will never met a person like her again.

I love Paula.

leni in thoughts: uhm let’s have an ice.
Paula : can we get an ice ?

by mss November 28, 2021

Paula

Paula

Paula

Exotica xd

Hawks

by Croacasexpresxd December 3, 2021