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passhole

A driver that rides your ass late at night on a dark twisty country road flashing their lights and honking. Once you reach a two lane road, the passhole will not pass you right away, choosing instead to hold their horn and flash their lights behind you as you drive 5 miles over the speed limit concentrating on not dying. The passhole will then often turn on their brights and pass you slowly, making sure that the glory of their redneck hi-beams used to find deer or escaped convicts blinds you in both your rear and sideview mirrors.
"God, I wish he would turn off his damn brights and get around me!"

"Yeah, I know, what a passhole!"
by Sarah the Bear May 10, 2007
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passhole

Someone who passes you and then goes really slow.
DRIVER: Go the speed limit! Why did you pass me just to go so slow? Passhole!

PASSENGER: I don't think he can hear you.
by Carroll Shelby March 4, 2009
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passhole

someone who opts out of participating in a decision but then complains bitterly about the outcome
Laura went to all the meetings about what to name the new product, but she never raised a single objection, never offered a different name, and even voted to approve the final decision. Now she is acting like a complete passhole, bad-mouthing the process and complaining about the name. Why the hell didn't she speak-up before we made the decision?
by Work Matters February 21, 2010
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The people who buy the Fast Passes and are able to cut to the front of the line even though you've been waiting in line for an hour. One usually calls another a passhole when they cut directly in front of you when you were supposed to be next to go on the coaster.
The hell are you doing? Get to the end of the l... Ah, Dammit. You're a goddamned passhole.
by [DAC]Dave August 3, 2005
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Passhole

A driver who attempts to pass a car going less than 3 mph less than them, and does not speed up to do so, therefore effectively blocking 2 lanes for an unnecessary amount of time. Often an old person.
I wish this passhole would speed so I could pass the semi too.
by Caleb January 8, 2004
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Assholes

People who think they're cool when in reality they are just fucking up society even more than it already is.
You guys are a bunch of assholes.
by PineappleJuice March 29, 2015
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Passhole

A compound word for pass and asshole. Some asshole who tailgates you and instead of passing you, he continues to tailgate.
I was doing 10MPH above the speed limit, and some passhole tailgated me, then yelled out his window, "move it!" then he honked, then he passed me.
by Möuntain Mike September 30, 2015
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