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Livingston Parties

a town in northern jersey where the teenager's weekdays consist of SAT courses and sport pracitces/games, while the weekends consist of going to the city, shopping at possibly the wealthiest mall in new jersey (short hills mall), and getting FUCKED UP at some crazy ass house parties usually in Laurel Hills, Bel-Air, or Coventry. The parties thrown by the teens of livingston are probably the craziest most dangerous parties you will ever attend, consisting of drugs and hard-liquor, but hey thats how they like it. By the end of the night, at least 3 girls are crying drunk, barfing over the toilet, and at least 5 girls have given head to every guy in the room. Either that, or their busy getting their stomachs pumped. By this time, the person throwing the party has either thrown everyone out, leaving them on the street to find a ride, or its too late and the asshole cops have come to fuck you over. Over all, A+ for parties. :D
Person 1: Hey, you where at ____'s party the other night, right?

Person 2: Hell yeah! But then the cops came and i had to run through the woods... then i heard _______'s was having a party and headed over there, but all the alc was gone! So i smoked this amazing blunt that got me sooo fucked up.

Person 1: Sick! Livingston parties are always crazy.
by living stoned September 28, 2009
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republican parties

A social event when a group of left wing individuals congregate, dress in a manner that is befitting right wing conservatives and then procede to mock the right wing political party.Often students will make up a new name for the evening. These events tend to be popular at liberal colleges and universities.
The republican parties at Earlham college feature otherwise progressive, liberal students dressed as waspy, conservatives and adapting new names for the evening such as Vera Withford or Charles Edmund Skylir IV.
by M Rice October 4, 2006
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Manditory Sex Parties

A Mandatory Sex Party is a party where once you walk in the door, you are obligated to have sex. These parties often disguise themselves as costume parties, birthday parties, or baby showers. But THEN as soon as they entice people in the door, they are all "guess what this actually is? It's a mandatory sex party, bitch!"

Then the raping would commence.
"Last night, I went to my friends halloween party, only to discover that it was ACTUALLY one of his crazy Manditory Sex Parties. I had to get 7 stiches in my asshole and 9 in my mouth.
by CumBucket69HellWhore July 11, 2010
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Civic Partnership

A little known phrase relating to lazy men who endeavour to undertake no work whatsoever unless it is to do with a Honda Civic.

General everyday tasks are treated as huge challenges and then celebrated profusely, usually with cannabis joints.

However, if work is required on the Civic auto mobile, hell and high water is moved to accomplish goals.

Malnutrition is often associated with those in a Civic Partnership as the subject cannot afford to eat properly due to the over exasperated running costs attributed to maintaining the Civic. Premium grade fuel is often bought using various methods of financial credit to ensure that the car does not suffer from a lack of octane and low down power.

Civic partnership is often characterised by compulsive behaviour relating to the cleanliness and upkeep of the vehicle, however, personal hygiene standards often suffer as the user often only has enough time to bathe, clean and eat poorly as car maintenance dictates personal schedules.

One suffering from Civic Partnership can often be witnessed to sit in a vehicle, sometimes for up to 15 minutes after a journey has ceased. This is to ensure all is in perfect working order before the carriage is exited. Wing mirrors are folded in, all dials and switches are returned to the off position and any crumbs removed and consumed.

Those suffering from the ailment are very hostile when challenged about the condition, so please be careful when approaching the subject.
Q: So is he (the subject) cooking a slap up dinner tonight then?

A: No mate, strictly pasta and pesto as he's suffering from Civic Partnership.

Q:So is he off to spend that money on some nice new clothes then?

A: No, just to buy a t shirt from ASDA. His Civic Partnership is really taking hold now, he cant buy anything other than hi octane petrol and its driving him to bankruptcy!

Q. Did he take that nice girl out for a meal then?

A: Nah, he bought a new air filter because of his Civic Partnership.
by Schitsophrenic Lazybones November 29, 2010
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Business Partner

DanEZPZ was doing bqscott, his Business Partner.
by TheProhacker March 27, 2009
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domestic partnership

Dude, why dont you marry Haley?

Because we're in a domestic partnership and I can book it if I ever feel the need!
by AnonymousHellian March 21, 2011
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partied like rockstars

Hardcore partying; Debotchery at its finest.
After having been up for 2 days, we polished off another 5th of Bacardi 151, then went to the Mexican strip club for some lovin'. And we missed Church too.
by Tha Cuddla April 22, 2004
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