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Opensauce 

Any type of sauce that is free of propitiatory ingredients and procedures. In order for a sauce to be deemed as opensauce, he 'sauce code' must be freely available under a GPLv3 licence for all to see.
Person One: Hello; welcome to Burger King, how can I help you?
Person Two: Hey, could I please get a whopper with cheese, without pickle, onion or tomato?
Person One: Sure, that'll be five dollars.
Person Two: Could I please have that with ketchup that conforms to opensauce standards?
Person One: Sure that'll be three dollars. I should note that you'll have to build it yourself, and Burger King is not responsible for anything you do. Oh, and it tastes like cow shit.
Opensauce by manipulate July 11, 2010

Owen-Comering 

Masturbating In a Class and or Before class.
Student 1:I love Owen-Comering in P.E.
Student 2:How do You manage that with out anyone seeing you?
Student 1:I hide in the bathroom stall
Owen-Comering by OrgyPig March 18, 2011

owentervention 

when someone named owen is being a tool or is being a dipshit, you have an intervention for the person who is victimized by owen
"they got back together?!?"
"time for an owentervention."
owentervention by anonanz June 12, 2013

owen girl 

A wonderful, and beautiful girl. even though she has a boys name she is very girly and nice. she isn't rich, but she dresses to impress and has the best style. not skinny, but has a very nice body that guys secretly love.
DANG Owen girl is thickkkkkkkkk
gotta love owens girls body
do you see that girl, wow such an Owen girl!!!!
owen girl by annoynamos12345678910 February 10, 2017

owen taylor 

Owen Taylor is a highly sophisticated specimen and one of many talents. This genius could play a high intensity game of baseball, curl 1000 kg weights and bake an exquisite cake, that would put Mary Berry to shame, all in 10 seconds. His academic prowess rises him above all others and he never ceases to impress and amaze though he has never led his blinding talents get in the way of his amazing friendliness and modesty. He is the best friend you could wish for but also, with his balls of steel, he is the best lover you could wish for. His rock hard abs are an inspiration to all and will make all of the girls flock. Owen is so incredibly kind that he is too afraid to accept the women’s admiration for him. He could be riding a girl and slapping them silly and STILL not admit their obvious affection towards him. He is the perfect balance between the best porn star and the best scientist. He is the nicest person you will ever meet and is the best friend you could hope for. He is somewhat clueless and quirky but this is only because of his obvious disregard of the advances of loveable girls and that’s what makes him special. No one can deny that he is both the best friend that you have always wanted and the boyfriend that girls have always needed. Girls want him; guys want to be him. A guy who plays sport, looks good, has abs, is intelligent and highly friendly, kind and amusing is definitely the best king of guy. Could you ask for more?
I wish I was that guy... must be an Owen Taylor
owen taylor by Joe Cawthorn July 19, 2018

Owen Lau 

that guy is and owen lau
Owen Lau by Mr woops November 13, 2020