orlando circus

Anything to do with the butthole

Hey Bob, do you want to see my Orlando circus?

by Savage Daddy February 4, 2016

John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.

John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.

by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020

Aidan Orlando

The kid who gets every girl, fuck his hair and fuck his face I could beat him up try me nigga

Me: I could give two fucks that Aidan Orlando is single, he deserves it

by fuxkbithxs September 25, 2019

grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 17, 2023

an Orlando

That moment when you are wiping your bum and your finger slips through the paper and into your corn hole

Dammit, I just did an Orlando and now have a shitty finger...

by Jonny1981 December 25, 2021

Orlando

Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.

Damn my girl tried telling me to make dinner but I told her “I’m not Orlando”

by Chilidog06 January 4, 2023

jasmine orlando

jasmine orlando is a girl on tiktok that got famous because of mattia and his hot friend group she’s also known by being CEO of not knowing the lyrics and saying the word “imagine” way to many times on her little very confusing storytimes. She’s also known as shawty or shorty and is taken by a boy who’s obviously playing her, named malik.

mattia: omg jasmine orlando doesn’t leave me alone

alejandro: shit just block her dude

by Patricia Moon January 2, 2020