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Opposite day

Every thing is the Opposite Day
by Jack hoff me November 24, 2020
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Opposite day

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Description:
Opposite day is a paradoxical phenomenon where everything that exist is inverted to a sort of countered self. So every color would be inverted, the flow of time would be inverted, etcetera. Any notion towards an object with opposite day will mean that the concept will have permanently been altered. It is currently unknown how many concepts have been switched to current day knowledge.

Containment procedures:
Do not utilize the phrase "Opposite day" in any serious conversation. Utilizing the phrase with understanding of it's thaumaturgical powers should be immediately counteracted with the "Opposite day" to cancel out it's potential effects.

Addendum 1
8/17/1959

A terrorist impersonating American President Dwight E. Eisenhower utilizes the Opposite day phenomenon to cause chaos. Mild destruction caused.
Suspected inversions:
-The color of cashews
-The color of Saturn's northern hexagon formation
-A suspiciously high amount of school holidays

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Michael(9): "There's no school. It's opposite day!"
Sarah(31): "Well then Opposite day to whatever you just said.. You are going to school young man."
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Opposite of boring

Natalie Germann is the opposite of boring
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Opposite Hand October

When you mastrabate with your opposite hand.
Timmy: “i mastrabate with my right hand but I don’t know which hand is left or right because I’m dyslexic”

Johnny: *gets idea*

Johnny: “hey I’m going to do opposite hand October.

*becomes a trend and a meme*

Johnny but older and is talking to his grand children: “I will miss the old days were we have nnn and opposite hand October...”

Kids:” what is opposite hand October”

*johnny tells the story of oho*
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Opposite day

' hey do u know what day it is ? ' no what day is it ' opposite day !! '
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Opposite Heart

Everything your heart is, pure, true, feels, is sure about, but is being lived opposite as to as if you take everything that is love and all goes against grain. I knew the day I looked into your eyes my love was forever yours. And, yes, I did hear you whisper the same in return as the song suggest, Ed Sheridan I believe. Although you've never fully voiced it, you never had to, I saw it in your eyes then, I felt it in everything we were then and ironically still today, so much alike, although differences in skill sets only complimenting one another to equal a perfect 10, or you at least is where i've always placed you, even back when, you most likely may not know, but they aren't creative words, just facts, stories, we have a million to share. Actions and all of what the world, team, whoever sees and inflicts upon carries little to no weight. Part curiosity, part idle hands, part metaphorically, part desire to overcome, rid what must go, step up, say I'm sorry, not waste a single second longer, accept what it, get on with quality of life, as these lessons will prove invaluable as to intuition and perhaps how I'm more easily able to love and be loved. Us, trust, love, 2,4,7,3,5,8
What you see and what appears to be is opposite heart.
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Opposite Day

Opposite Day. This day falls on: September 26, where you can say what ever you want, but it mean the opposite.
You: “hey wanna go on a bike ride?”
Sister: “no”
You: “so you do?”

Sister: “NO”

You: “but it’s Opposite Day!”
Sister : “fine let’s go”

Sister; *goes on bike ride with you*
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