"there can only be one"

Commonly misquoted reference to the Highlander movies and TV series. The actual line is "There can BE ONLY one."

Wrong: "There can ONLY BE one" Highlander?
Right: "There can BE ONLY one" Highlander!

by Shady Logic February 15, 2009

abstinence only education

One of the few kinds of education that actually supports withholding knowledge. Abstinence only education is a form of Sex Ed where people are only informed about the single fact that abstinence is the only completely effective form of birth control.

Abstinence only education is like taking driver's ed and having them tell you not to drive.

by Patrick Tescher June 11, 2006

Recreational use only

A hoe.

Women who are hot enough to fuck, but she has so many red flags, is generally combative or disagreeable, and has such a high body count that she could never be good relationship material.

Dude 1: Yeah Emma is hot as fuck, but shes been with like 4 guys this week. I dont think it could ever work out long term with her.

Dude 2: 4 guys this week? She's recreational use only.

by hally_ April 6, 2023

only at my hand

1) To be performed only by someone's authorization.
2) To command action only by someone's authority.

Dom: "Hey Peter, do you want me to forward your phone?"
Peter: "No forwarding shall be done. Only at my hand. Take care now. Bye".

by Fistina November 3, 2006

The Only Way Is Ethics

A really amazing reality show where overly fake tanned people talk about their moral codes.

Person A: omg dude, did you watch the only way is ethics last night?

Person B: oh yea I did, Amy and Kirk had an argument about abortion!

by army165 September 25, 2011

Only time will tell

A phrase referencing the fact that future events are unknown and that the outcome of a desired situation cannot be ascertained at the time until said future events unfold.

Jim: I went on a date with Becky last night. I think it went pretty well. I wonder if she's the one?
Greg: Who knows man. Only time will tell.

by NumberOneBucsFan February 28, 2011

Good Vibes Only

A fancy word for Toxic Positivity. A bullshit belief that you should only feel good vibes. Even when a situation is fucked right in the ass.

Overpositive Person: Good Vibes Only!

Me: Why? What's so great about it?

Overpositive Person: You should be happy. Even in the most fucked up situations.

Me: (Punches Overpositive Person In The Stomach) HOW'S THAT FOR A FUCKED UP SITUATION!?

Overpositive Person: (Lying On Ground In Pain) Ow! You dumbass!

Me: STILL FEELING GOOD VIBES YA ASSHOLE!?

by Maya Butreeks May 10, 2021