Swag scale

1 Lift = 200 Swags or 4 Yolos
1 Yolo = 50 Swags

(Easy) Swags can be obtained by purchasing any; Snapback, skinny jeans, YMCMB or MMG album, any OBEY merchandise, or having a personal charisma.

(Medium) Yolos are obtained by having any near death experience, getting pregnant, getting someone else pregnant, fucking up in school and working at McDonalds, or just messing up.

(Hard) Lifts are obtained by lifting weights or any form of increasing muscle mass.

(BONUS) 4/20 is a date. on that magical date the scale of 41 doubles to 82... On that date try to get as many points as possible before midnight because then the scale goes back to 41.
Basically from fucking breathing you get like 5 swags a day
ha ok I just tripped our teach and probably am getting suspended thats 2 Yolos on the swag scale
by Newtoschool June 01, 2013
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Lesbiotic Scale

The measurement by which a lesbian rates anything.
Man A: "Hey man, did you see that girl with the nice ass?"
Lesbian B: (the user of the lesbiotic scale): "Yeah, I'd give it a 9"
Man A: "Out of 10?"
Lesbian A: "No, she's referring to the lesbiotic scale"
by D. Davis December 02, 2008
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The Timmy Scale

a scale that can determine the drunkness of a person. the scale is from 1-timmy (or your friends name). if the person reaches "timmy" then they are drunk. if they go beyond timmy they become jimmy "or a name that rhymes with your friends name) and if they become blackout piss yourself drunk they turn into steve (or a name that does not match your friends name at all)
justin - dude how drunk was brian last night.

Timmy - on the timmy scale? fuckin steve
by Uncle Brin July 23, 2010
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Scale of Fuckery

Used to rank situations that are varying degrees of messed up. In order from highest to lowest:
1. Criminally negligent
2. Fucking FUBAR
3. Cluster fuck
4. Train wreck
5. Goat rodeo
6. Shit show
I walked into the server room and one of the SAN members was sitting on a card table. How did it rank on the scale of fuckery? It was a goat rodeo.
by T-D January 28, 2016
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Maddoff Scale

A measure for ranking how badass a Ponzi scheme is when uncovered based on its size and duration relative to the Bernard Maddoff Ponzi Scheme.
In addition to his dismay over being arrested Brent was disappointed to learn his Ponzi scheme only ranked a 0.2 on the Maddoff Scale at his trial.
by Papa Jizzly January 31, 2009
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The Srinivas Scale

The scale to determine how srinivasy and black you are
by Srinibobs November 03, 2021
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Stinson Scale

Based on the How I Met Your Mother character Barney Stinson, it's a scale used to rate women on a attractive scale from 1 to 10
Guy 1: Yo, that girl over there is definetly a 10 on the Stinson Scale

Guy 2: Hell yea bro
by PMC1120 May 08, 2009
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