oklahoma jitters

When you drink too much coffee, and it makes you uncomfortable inside and out

Man, I shouldn't have had that fourth cup of coffee, it gave me the Oklahoma Jitters!

by SharkSausage August 3, 2020

oklahoma sober

Beer/Weed only

“They won’t take a shot with me because they’re Oklahoma Sober; drink beer and smoke weed only.”

“He’s not straight edge, he’s Oklahoma sober.”

by Astrovan Jesus September 9, 2020

Oklahoma Velcro

When you take a shit and forget to wipe so the shit dries and sticks all of your ass hair together

Ah shit I have Oklahoma Velcro

by Poop Inspector October 17, 2018

Oklahoma Slingshot

A sexual position, practised in western parts of Tasmania, which involves medium-sized rubber bands and forked boughs. It is, however, illegal in East Tasmania.

She invited me to a diner, but she ended up showing me the Oklahoma slingshot. I couldn't sneeze for a week.

by polishguru March 12, 2015

oklahoma city

Oklahoma City is the tightest city in this part of the country, and Dallas. OKC got some of the crazies headbusten mufuckez you can find. If you say there aint no hood in Oklahoma City, take yalls asses down to the south side by SW 23. or the east side, NE 1st - 40th that area. The NW side got its hoods to. Lots of bloods, crips, and Tulsa Avenue Killaz (TAK)

theres some locco ass essays on the south side of oklahoma city

by josh13 April 25, 2006

atoka oklahoma

A crack head town know for its fucked up people. Most people like to steal and fuck up your mind here.

Man Atoka Oklahoma is stupid. don't go there bro.

by Accurate Definitions. February 27, 2018

oklahoma pancake

When a guy chizzes in a yamica then places it on a girls head.

a rabbi busts in his yamika then places it on his wives head making it an oklahoma pancake

by casey krieg June 22, 2006