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EVE Online

Excel Virtual Environment Online, a Microsoft developed tax computational game, created to encourage children to start filing their taxes from a young age.
"My friends told me about an excel-lent new game from Microsoft; EVE Online. I was going to play with them, but then I got high."
by SleazyBake November 27, 2016
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orphan obliterator

The act of screaming " FOR MOTHER RUSSIA" while dropkicking a homeless orphan to the curb and shoving a bottle of vodka into their genital area
Yo i just used the orphan obliterator on this homeless girl yesterday
by WasteOfOxygen2938292 January 27, 2021
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Silkroad Online

An MMORPG which has unique controls but are easy to get used to. People who haven't played other MMORPGs will catch on to this very fast. It is very addicting but gets very repetitive as you go on to higher levels. The game is free forever and has an option to buy items for real money in the game. Such as a pet or a double experience ticket. You will find leveling up much harder and longer in this game then almost any other, but it pays off.

Since it takes a very long time to level up, people have started to make 'bot' programs that play for you. You will not have to do anything while this levels you up. Joymax has started to ban anyone they catch doing this permanently. Before sroBot went pay-to-use, more then 70% of Silkroad users had used a bot. (or at least it is rumored, no actual evidence to support that). Since it is pay now, much less people bot now.

Joymax, the creators of Silkroad Online, are a Korean based company. This is just one of the many free MMORPGs from South Korea but one of the best by far.

The servers which are currently implemented in the game are
(from oldest to newest)

Xian (First Server)
Aege
Troy
Athens
Oasis
Venice (Newest Server)

wwww.SilkroadOnline.net
Guy 1: Man.. I got level 70 in Silkroad Online!
Guy 2: Nice.. how long it take you?
Guy 1: ... six months.
Guy 2: Aha, I got level 70 five months ago!
Guy 1: How!?
Guy 2: www.bot258.com, pwned.
Guy 1: Fuck you. Seriously.
Guy 2: kekekekekkekekekeke
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online chat

An online chat is like talking, but whithout the talking. You just write. And it's online.
"Send nudes"
*You are now blocked from this online chat*
by PenisGuy_69 September 30, 2020
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Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling

Our times are regressing to new forms of unjustified persecution never seen before. Wake up folks. The great culling online has begun. Who's going to stand up to the media and silicon valley regime?
Reporter walks up to old lady conservative.... 'Did you know you are a Russian bot"

Lady: no I am not.

Reporter: but it shows on your Facebook that you support the 2nd amendment and have a distrust in the media as well as believe in small government.

Lady: excuse me? Are trying to false label me into silence?

Reporter: well the Russians control your Facebook page and we believe you colluded with them.

Lady: my family fought for free speech. Let's have a war with YOU the media and companies silencing conservatives.
The Great Online Conservative/Libertarian Culling makes me want to help start a new fresh revolution.
by NOT GOING TO TAKE IT August 7, 2018
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Chronically Online

A person who applies trends or viewpoints
originating or only found in certain internet social circles to real life people/ situations outside of that internet circle.

Often times such behavior would be considered

inappropriate or odd to say or do in real life or outside of that social circle. These people usually aren't aware of their inappropriate behavior due to the fact they lack experience interacting with people outside of their internet social circles.

These trends include things like online social
politics or social justice, frequent reference and overuse of certian terms and language that aren't said outside of the internet, jokes that may make someone feel uncomfortable, inaccurate mental health evaluations, etc.
Example 1: "Actually I identify as a cat and my pronouns are kitty/kittyself and if you call me anything else you're transphobic."

Ex 2: "I just know it's bubblegum pink." "Can you
whimper?"

Ex 3: "Bro I tried to rizz her up like I saw on TikTok
but she said looked at me weird I don't know what I did wrong."

"You are hella chronically online man."
by icecream358 March 6, 2023
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America Online

An internet service provider that is the equivalent of aids for a computer
also goes by AOL
My pc has america online and i cant get rid of it
by shit_fuck March 31, 2007
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