charlotte oatmeal

A delicious breakfast treat that comes 6 to a pack and gets stuck in the inbound handlers.

"Hey! Old man Maur needs 18 Charlotte Oatmeals goddammit!"

by Roger Hogsmith February 6, 2025

oatmeal raisin cookie

it was a prank made for king henry VIII

oatmeal raisin cookies are ass

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 31, 2024

Oatmeal Creampie

To regurgitate into the female genitalia, and then proceed to ejaculate into said genitalia.

Brian: Yo did you hear? Brody and Sara had an oatmeal creampie!
Tony: Yeah man, he warned that he felt sick but she didn't care.

by XNarz November 30, 2020

Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.

It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.

by Pete Camache June 25, 2025

Oatmeal Cornbread

Idk wtf that is but apparently St3phhArt's mom is making it

"Yay the oatmeal cornbread is ready!"

by Jak33333666 December 30, 2021

Oatmeal Hogan

A horrid, vile creature, half woman, half troll. Despised by any who know her. This mythical creature speaks only in lies and lures others into her coven with promises of riches. Like most demons she lives to destroy what is good and pure. Usually the Oatmeal Hogan (called “Oatmeal face” by those who have survived interactions with her) lives a solitary unloved existence, but will leave the safety of the bridge she lives beneath to attack first responders or to attend packers football games.

How did that fire district get destroyed and all those people lose fire protection? Oh that’s right they listened to Oatmeal Hogans lies.

by Shade Pilcorn July 9, 2025

Quaker Oatmeal

Adj. Possessing the qualities of one Thomas Regan.

Stop being such a Quaker oatmeal.

by Chanasty February 25, 2014