Orlando

Someone who has to go to work, comes home and has to cook dinner and do the laundry, pays all the bills, and has a baby dick.

Damn my girl tried telling me to make dinner but I told her “I’m not Orlando”

by Chilidog06 January 4, 2023

Orlando Eye

The Orlando Eye is the action, of poking your sexual partners eyes, farting repeatedly in his/her's face, and then proceeding to throw off her skyscraper.

Timmy: Yo Mark, did you hear what I did with Becky last night?
Mark: No, what did you do with Becky last night?
Timmy: She got the ole orlando eye treatment!

by thebooman21! April 21, 2023

grandma orlando

A grandma but i'm not exactly sure what city she lives in

Person 1: Hey, do you know where grandma is?
Person 2: No i dont really know that
Grandma Orlando: 🙌

by Enorma P. Ness September 17, 2023

Orlando

Legit nathan cleary chin.

Orlando's chin stabs me from ten metres away. His chin is fucking huge.

by Posayslayer9000 August 14, 2023

John Vincent Orlando

A boy that is caring he cares about his family and fans. He deserves the world. He is someone you should want as your boyfriend. He won best Canadian act 2019 and 2020 and he is very hard working. He started YouTube at just 8 years old and now a 17 year old star

John Vincent Orlando is the most hardworking persona and is dedicated to do big things

by JOHNVINCENTORLANDOISBAE November 9, 2020

John Vincent Orlando

A talented Canadian singer
Started YouTube at the age of 8 alongside sister Darian Orlando
Released Debut Ep "Teenage Fever" in 2019 and sophomore ep "Its Never Really Over" in 2020
Was nominated and won for Best Canadian Act (category only won so far by John, JB, and Shawn Mendes) two years in a row for the MTV EMA's
Has over 30+ million fans all over social media and counting
He is not a tik tok kid, musically kid, or Kenzie Zeigler's bf he is the one and only Johnny Orlando or JOHN VINCENT ORLANDO how i like to say :) dont underestimate him because he will one day sell out the Rogers Centre and perform in many other arenas/stadiums.

John Vincent Orlando is one of a kind and an amazing singer.

by teenagee.feverr November 23, 2020

Orlando Thing

When one who creates chaos amongst others ends up losing the game in which he created.

I’m kind of a big deal in the sales dept. here at “Soulmate’s R Us” but I don’t understand why I’ll be spending Thanksgiving alone again. Must be an “Orlando Thing”

by Karma’s Kuming Soon November 25, 2020