Suck my ass

An expression that often is used among friends to say fuck off or eat shit.

L: Fuck I only got a 90% on my test
J: Suck my ass

B: you got shotgun last time, it's my turn to ride in the passenger seat!
A: Suck my ass

by 398281007 June 13, 2016

my ass is ate

When your ass is just really ate, you could be high, you could be having a great day, but you just feel on top of the world.

Scout: Wow, the weather is so nice outside today
Atticus: I know, my ass is ate rn
Scout: My ass is so ate too!

by Adamadamadamlucas February 28, 2018

hurricaned my ass

When you are are on acid that when a squirrel walks by you, you think its a flying dinosaur and the wind from its wings knocks you over

Shit man that just hurricaned my ass

by HEYNATALIE April 17, 2017

Done my ass

Australian slang for when you spend your whole pay check at the pokies and have no money left till next pay

Moey: Cuz, how’d you go on the 5 dragons?

Abdul: I done my ass bro got fuck all

Steve: Fuck boys I just done my ass on the lighting link

by Ahmedbenchpress December 19, 2019

Burns my ass

Makes someone very mad or upset.

When my soap opera is interrupted, that just burns my ass!

by Maddogg radio August 31, 2022

flowered my ass

The act of fisting a person’s anus and then opening your hand inside of the person’s anus.

This person flowered my ass so hard last night.

by Poakley December 11, 2019

puckers my ass

Also "puckers my asshole." An expression of great displeasure at being ripped off or cheated that revives itself each time one thinks about it. An expression of anger in response to a lingering grudge.

It was senior discount day at the Salvation Army today, and they still wouldn't give me the discount on that piece of shit vacuum even though it's been sitting there for a whole damn week. That really puckers my ass!

by Shabidoo June 20, 2019