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the word you say when asked what your doing by someone who walked in on you watching porn
don: *walks into room* HEY RICK WATCHA DOIN?
Rick: NOTHING! *closes browser*
by dodoooood June 1, 2009
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A specific reference to an episode of The Critic, in which a Jay Sherman reacts to a flaming parade float crashing into a production of the broadway show Cats.
1000 Coldplay CD's fell into the river? And nothing of value was lost!
by asterios jones June 22, 2011
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Nothing

Nothing
by Soul Flare August 5, 2019
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Sheriff of Nothingham

A mall cop. Other rent-a-cop like security person. Usually armed with a walkie-talkies and pot bellies. Preferred transportation is a Segway.
We was at the mall breakin Joey's balls in the food court and the Sheriff of Nothingham says I gotta be quiet.
by Deli Llama November 22, 2011
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When you think of ridiculous, uncommon words in one day, like Napoleon Dynamite, 8001, Glasses, etc.
I had nothing better to do today than to start Making 4 definitions in a day on the urban dictionary because I had nothing better to do even though I already said that.
by Jon Jacob Jingleheimer Schmit November 6, 2020
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Nothing is true, Everything is permitted

The dictum of the Order of the Assassins, as heard in Assassins Creed 1 and 2. First spoken by Altair’s master Al Mualim, “Nothing is True” exhibits the cynicism that the Assassins carry towards religion and fantasy, while “Everything is Permitted” represents their dedication the Order and the brutality of their work.

The Assassins in Ubisoft’s AC are based off of a real group active during the Crusades, called the Hashshashins, from which the word “Assassin” is derived.
Altair: Nothing is true, Everything is permitted.

Al Mualim: Oh Yesh. *fistbump
by Al Muslimio January 23, 2011
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nothing to write home about

Their cake was okay but was nothing to write home about.
by Light Joker January 22, 2006
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