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Country Run

A drive through the country with the sole intention of smoking marijuana. Driving while rolling a joint or blunt may or may not be considered part of the country run. Keeping the windows rolled up to keep the smoke inside the car, or to 'greenhouse' is normal. The country is considered safer than the city due to police activity. See also: Hood Run
PERSON1: "Man I'm not doing shit, you got the whip?"
PERSON2: "Yeah..."
PERSON1: "Let's go on a country run fo' sho!"
PERSON2: "No herb..."
PERSON1: "I gotch you!"
PERSON2: "Well let's do this!"
by Super__Villain February 11, 2010
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country blumpkin

A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
by mgretard March 26, 2019
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country year

A period of time which seems to go by very slowly due to the lack of activity.
"I like eating at that slop house next to the bar but last Saturday it took them a Country Year to serve up a plate of fries!"
by Andyadmin August 1, 2019
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country fugitive

A person who has relocated to a large metropolitan area, escaping the small rural community of their birth and its generations-old cycle of childhood, friendship, courtship, marriage, reproduction, and death, all within and among the same several hundred people.
Adam: Where are you from?

Bob: Originally Wisconsin, but I've been a country fugitive here in New York since 2001.
by CleffedUp March 14, 2010
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Country Gunny

A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.
Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.
by DinduEnuff April 21, 2019
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Cross Country

The only pure sport, the winner is the one who takes the most pain. We dont play with balls, we have balls. The balls that separates XC from any other sport.
I almoast passed out that last Cross Country race, Thank god i have balls.
by Croeni September 21, 2009
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Country Boy

A guy who is raised up with southern traditions. Commonly referred to as a Southern Gentleman.

Works hard, plays hard. Can usually fix just about anything that needs fixing including trucks, home repair, yard repair, light to heavy machinery, etc. Knows how to relax. Common relaxing hobbies include kicking back with friends, bond fires, muddin, light to moderate drinking.

Usually found wearing old worn in jeans, boots or crocs, faded out hat, t-shirt. When dressing up, attire includes old worn out jeans, clean boots, button down shirt or polo. Hat optional

As far as relationships go, country boys are typically loud mouths when it comes to talking about girls, but are true and faithful when it comes to the one he loves. Country boys are fearfully protective of a girlfriend's honor and reputation. It's best to test them by making sexual references about their significant other, for fear of bodily harm.

Listens mainly to country and southern rock music, but are generally broad in overall selection.

Slightly short tempered, but it takes a lot to make a country boy want to fight. A typical Southern Gentleman is mainly kind in nature, but is honest in criticism. Common hot spots are: degradation of his family, girlfriend, country/region. Country boys know how to fight. Although typically slender and lanky in stature, country boys can handle themselves swiftly and accurately in a scrap.

Usually slender, average height with short hair, no piercings and toned muscles.

Generally loves his country, military, and conservative politicians. Fiercely loyal to family and friends. Is NOT a racist, but supports the Confederate flag for historical reasons.
"That kid is a hoss...a true country boy through and through."
by Pride of Dixie September 18, 2009
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