A norman

Going full tilt on a 3 day bender

Looks like james is on really on the way to pulling a norman this weekend

by Bill the bastard November 24, 2019

A Norman

A flotation device used to elevate one's body in a pool during the hottest days of the year.

That girl is baking in the sun, she totally needs to grab a Norman and head for the deep end.

by Red_Head July 11, 2008

Tom Norman

to "tom norman" something is to widly exaggeate something or to get the wrong end of the stick.

For example "I was out with my mates at and we was like hurricane katrina wasnt that bad, for white people at least..." would be classic case of tom norman-ing.

by nomanan October 08, 2018

Norman Stinky

When you take a poo that has a specific smell of old people

Dude your poo smells like Norman Stinky

by Mr.Ection October 11, 2023

Norman Moment

Worse than a blonde moment, a temporary lapse of brain cell function where all conceptions of tine and reality disappear

I made plans a month ago with my friend, and just remembered that those plans are right now, oops I had a Norman moment

by StonerwallJaxsun July 10, 2024

Trip to Norman

Riding to Norman, OK to get an abortion.

I didn't pull out so now we are taking a trip to Norman.

by Billhed January 05, 2022

norman dog

a very special dog whom is scared of one’s reflection, he loves to eat food and anything in his path. has been know too eat 2 pairs of wireless headphones. very hyperactive unless he has been taken on a long walk . likes to lay in the sun
the most common breed of a norman dog is a bull terrier.

person 1: that dog is adorable

person 2: beware its a norman dog

by magicdino October 28, 2021