nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

Nob Rocket

A penis so large that people think its going to shoot off.

He is watching it again, the nob rocket is about to launch.

by ThingThang June 7, 2014

slug nobbing

Continuation of intercourse despite a flaccid member

I've not cum yet. He's been slug nobbing for the last ten minutes

by Joe Pepper April 1, 2017

Nob Trifle

Someone who is a proper nob when no other insult will do!

you are a nob trifle. a proper nob trifle

by James Protheroe December 14, 2007

actual nob

klaudia

u are an actual nob like

by gyy[hk October 25, 2020

Re-nob

When a female does something so repulsive a mans boner becomes inverted and burrows itself within his body. (A reverse boner)

“You’ll never catch be re-nobbing around Ashley”
“Yo Ashley’s fine ass was nice with it, but her friend Helga gave me a fuckin re-nob!”

by Itwasashley October 2, 2020

Dino nob

Has 101 Subscribers, is a roblox noob. He is probably small, dino hat name cyano he has a mask too, and has a sword from crossing road. Is yellow lol. Real name is Kevin likes color blue
And has a yt

Basically about my oc and me

LOOK! Its Dino nob.

by Dino noob lol August 1, 2021