nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

riding a nob

the easiest way to win survivor.

Ex.
"Damn, Pavarti is really riding a nob." (Russells)

by meyersonfire March 18, 2019

slug nobbing

Continuation of intercourse despite a flaccid member

I've not cum yet. He's been slug nobbing for the last ten minutes

by Joe Pepper April 01, 2017

Nob sauce

The stuff that comes out your nob

Known as cum

There’s a whole load of nob sauce in that sock

by Nobsauce August 02, 2019

nob bucket

A dumb fuck who doesn't think before he acts.

You ran me over in your car you nob bucket

by Sezajeza May 27, 2019

nob-prick

A person with a split personality and both of them are dicks.

"That Sybil is such a nob-prick"

by Limey_88 September 07, 2009

Re-nob

When a female does something so repulsive a mans boner becomes inverted and burrows itself within his body. (A reverse boner)

“You’ll never catch be re-nobbing around Ashley”
“Yo Ashley’s fine ass was nice with it, but her friend Helga gave me a fuckin re-nob!”

by Itwasashley October 03, 2020