nob scratch

To scratch ones nob. Also used as a descriptive word to describe somebody whose actions and thoughts are about as useful as the action itself.

You nob scratch! (Your action is about as useful as me scratching my nob)

by Bishmeister June 27, 2006

nic-nob

another way to ask someone if you can hit their juul

"can I schlob on your nic-nob"

by addzash December 5, 2018

slug nobbing

Continuation of intercourse despite a flaccid member

I've not cum yet. He's been slug nobbing for the last ten minutes

by Joe Pepper April 1, 2017

Nob Trifle

Someone who is a proper nob when no other insult will do!

you are a nob trifle. a proper nob trifle

by James Protheroe December 14, 2007

Nob licker

An individual who repeatedly licks the head of a penis in order to satisfy his or her lust for nobs.

You're such a nob licker!

by Jowuhepona69 February 28, 2017

actual nob

klaudia

u are an actual nob like

by gyy[hk October 25, 2020

Re-nob

When a female does something so repulsive a mans boner becomes inverted and burrows itself within his body. (A reverse boner)

“You’ll never catch be re-nobbing around Ashley”
“Yo Ashley’s fine ass was nice with it, but her friend Helga gave me a fuckin re-nob!”

by Itwasashley October 2, 2020