Stealth Stroke

The act of stroking your penis, whether it be in a public place, call or private, without making noise or catching attention from others.

I got extremely horny last night while in VC playing Call Of Duty with friends. Without leaving and catching their attention, I had to stealth stroke to ease myself.

by True Order June 28, 2023

Brown Stroke

The act in which a male masturbates while making a bowel movement.

Josh takes so long in the bathroom because he likes to brown stroke it.

by Gomesci June 28, 2010

stroked out

something stopped working, or screwed up

Man,my vacuum stroked out and it's not picking up anything. Can I borrow yours?

by Cryptina March 15, 2006

Toke and Stroke

From the stonerous 'Toke' and the pervertous 'stroke'

a toke and stroke is the act of masterbaiting after recently smoking (or toking for you less ghetto people) this usually only happens when one smokes alone.

"yo dude i was bored as hell to i got my bong out and did a toke and stroke"

"tommy is fucked up, right after we finished off the blunt he went into his room and did a toke and stroke"

by weed smoke toker May 10, 2010

stroke game

when a male or female has a good or bad ability to ride(fuck) anotha person(preferably of da opposite sex) at a good steady pace

1. Man dis one bitch had mad "stroke game" las nite.
2. Girl i was wit Antoine last nite and his "stroke game" was helly good.
3. Aye Shaun i was wit Shari las nite and nigga her "stroke game" wasn't all dat good.

by September Rush August 8, 2009

stroke and poke

Its when a guy is jerking off with one hand (stroke), while simultaneously putting a dildo, finger, or desired object up their own ass (poke).

Guy 1: Man I think I am gonna give my self the good old stroke and poke tonight.
Guy 2: When did you get a dildo?
Guy 3: No, I just use my finger.

by gundamshark June 26, 2015

Mexican Stroke

The act of drinking so much on a Mexican vacation, that you pass out on a lounge chair near a body of water, requiring a Mexican waiter to dump diet beverages over your head to make it back to your hotel room.

Ned had a Mexican stroke, and Pablo had to dump a diet Coke on his head to wake him up, then he slept in his plate of spaghetti at dinner.

by Gooch Lickner September 18, 2011