small tuba

A small penis, usually still with the foreskin still intact.

“Man that dude I met last night was playing with a small tuba, know what I mean?”

by OldBearEric April 21, 2018

tuba year

A year plus 20 days; used to promote end of the year annual memberships that give you the remaining part of this year as well in addition to the full future year. Similar to a baker’s dozen to show an added value.

Universal Studios was offering a tuba year annual pass before Christmas to hopefully sell more to the locals to use the week after Christmas.

by Vinfeeble2 November 30, 2023

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

Tuba

1. A super sexy big horn wielded by a super sexy big man

2. Bilbo Baggins

Omg did you see that super sexy big man with that super sexy big horn?
That’s a tuba you idiot

by omgitsguapothephsyco November 14, 2020

Tuba

The most beautiful woman in the world with the heart of an angel. Tubas have the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen. If you come across a Tuba be sure to bag her up because she’s the best thing ever. She perfect.

Look at Tuba over there being all cute

by Thaq November 22, 2021

The Japanese Tuba

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl

"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."

by doubledick49 June 11, 2016

Tuba

Eating ass while getting a blowjob

My lady let me tuba her last night

by BearsErrWhere November 9, 2020