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All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses

Used to make fun of someone making an excuse for being bad at something or for something bad that happened to them because of his or her own fault or action
Note: In "All I hear is my name is (name) and i make excuses." replace name with persons name

Alex just lost at foosball:

Alex: "God. You have too much luck and the table is slanted."

Julio:"All I hear is my name is Alex and I make excuses."
by excuses... July 1, 2009
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Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.
Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....
by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007
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"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)

A bs excuse used by many lazy or stupid people who don't feel like reading a lot of info via books, essays, emails, "confusing" long anything written or typed (known to be TLDR). It also makes communication difficult between them and wordy intelligent people they clash with. Such people bully or treat the wordy people badly and also treat them as if they are from a lower caste.

They tend to be popular, because of the number of lazy people who also use their mentality as an excuse not to write or talk a lot like wordy/honest/open people. They typically get confused/disturbed/annoyed by anyone who talks/writes a lot. They call the wordy people crazy and get them into trouble/refuse them services.

Because of the "ADD" epidemic more people are lazy when it comes to reading and comprehension of large amounts of info. Because of the social difficulties, the smarties tend to be outcasts, some pretend to be dumb and quiet just to fit in and even secretive to the point of getting away with crimes like the lazies, while the wordy get into more trouble because of the trend of laziness and less talking/writing being considered sane and normal.

The dumbing down of education in the US may be the reason why so many people talk and write less than their wordy counterparts. The wordy are even diagnosed or undiagnosed with Asperger's, which is a label created by less wordy lazy less intelligent people.
"(long typed email or other communication)." -Smart/Wordy person A

"What? I am confused by what you said."/"TLDR" or (Ignore)/(incriminate/lockup smart person), etc. -Stupid/Lazy/"ADD" person B

"Why/what?" -Person A

"Its because i have "ADD" (excuse abused by many people)". -Person B
by Anonymousfemale April 13, 2014
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I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?
I don’t know who is Zahirah Macwilson? Excuse me but she have a music duo with Zain?
by syafinaz? October 17, 2023
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Making excuses

You see how making excuses is perfectly fine when they do it right?
Hym "No. You're making excuses not to pay me amd I'm going to murder a child if you do not pay. You are saying about me what I said about Noah because you don't like what I said about your fucking incest cult. And that IS IN FACT. What your 'religion' IS. You are a one trick pony. And I did change the world. I created AI literally. Your kids will never do it though. Your kids WILL NOT change the world. I DID. Your kids CAN'T because they suck. You... ALSO SUCK. You're rejecting the validity of words... As you say words to express why you think the words your saying are somehow more important... Even though you're an incest cultist and whether or not the words you are saying are consistent with objective reality... ISN'T A FACTOR WITH YOU. It's not a variable in your calculus regarding whether or not someone is or is not right. So... What is? What makes someone right? Is it 'Well makes people feel good?' Or other people agreeing with it? Because I hate to break it to you but you're not burying your senators because people are disagreeing with me. Do me a favor bald cripple... Read a list of logical fallacies... And then tell me whether or not who you think is right is predicated on one of those fallacies... And then you take your fat ass to your local senator... Tell them to make that retard credit and pay me or I'll murder a child."
by Hym Iam June 27, 2025
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the old south east asia excuse

When someone makes an excuse to not attend an event because he current lives in south east asia.

The events are typically in America but any destination far from south east asia works.
This is often made worst when the event doesnt have a location and or dates.
Oh Bob will not be able to attend the bbqs, if you ask him he will probably give the old south east asia excuse.
by FavoriteDino March 1, 2019
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Excuse Spaghetti

feeble attempts to explain away SignalGate scandal
Mike Waltz appeared on Laura Ingraham's White Power Hour on Fixed Noise to toss Excuse Spaghetti on the wall to see what stuck. Waltz, dancing as fast as he could, suggested that Atlantic publisher Jeff Goldberg "infiltrated" the Signal chat rather than being added to it—even though receipts show the latter to be the stone-cold truth.
by Uncle Joosie March 27, 2025
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