squirrel diet

A diet consisting of only fruits and nuts, also maybe the most beneficial.

If your fat girlfriend starts the squirrel diet she can give up developing that horrid personality.

by raytownskater September 29, 2014

The Happy Diet

When someone goes on an Ecstasy(MDMA) binge and loses weight very rapidly.

Tim: Dude, you don't look so good.
Danny: But I feel great!
Tim: You should seriously take some vitamins or something.
Danny: I'm on the Happy Diet, man.
Tim: You look like a holocaust victim with leukemia.
Danny: Rub my head.

by Helter Skelter 69 February 5, 2009

Maduro Diet

Venezuela's diet. Bread and Water.

if you want to be a model you should better start Maduro Diet

by Anonnnnc March 17, 2017

Diet slut

Someone, of female gender who goes on many diet attempts. She explores each diet for 24 hours but can never stick with it! Jumps from diet to diet without regard for each diets feelings.

Diet slut- "I'm not drinking water anymore."
Me- "why?"
Diet slut- "my new diet has me only drinking green tea."
Me- "yesterday you were on an all carb diet."
Diet slut- " i ditched it."
Me- "psh diet slut!"

by Prbrlystoned December 6, 2014

Stripper diet

A stripper diet consists of Cocaine and semen. nothing more nothing less

Caramella: Damn girl I need to find a diet so I can look as good as Vanilla Kitty Does in that thong.

Cinnamon: You better learn to swallow. Vanilla just got back on the stripper diet, all she eats is cocaine and semen.

by Ishootsideways August 29, 2016

Diet Water

The only acceptable beverage allowed to be consumed in 2018. Drinking diet water makes you da realest in yo city, hella rich, and gets you all the hoes 100% guaranteed. The phrase came from trash ass soundcloud rapper, Lil AmountOfCash.

Lame ass nigga: "Aye cuz, I just poured a four!"

Me: "Smh, goofy ass nigga, that's why you ain't got no sauce. You need to be pouring up some diet water!"

by Hugh Gerection The Sixty-Ninth April 23, 2018

Divorce Diet

The diet you go on while you're going through a divorce, resulting in losing excessive amounts of weight due to worrying so much.

Person 1:Man, I lost like 30 pounds this month
Person 2:Divorce Diet?
Person 1:Yeah....

by My parents got divorced. May 27, 2009