Napoleon bike ride

Fucking a girl from behind while a midget rides on her bike.

I get all my exercise from weekly Napoleon bike rides.

by Frado Lexington November 9, 2014

Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

When you are with a girl and she shows signs and celebrates but you still get no pussy

Kas***: Bro I am with Tze** for the past 5 months but I still get no pussy
Nik***: Napoleon has birthdate and we ain’t eating cake

by Tzeni Dimopoulou April 9, 2022

Soldiering through the Long Russian Winter with Napoleon

The act of stroking one's own penis, particularly during a dry spell or a time of deep, crippling loneliness. This is nothing to be ashamed of.

The derivation of this term is in the imagery of one being a soldier in the Grande Armée, while his/her penis represents Napoléon Bonaparte.

"He's been doing surprisingly alright since the breakup. He's just been soldiering through the long Russian winter with Napoleon day by day. Every day. All day."

by Ed the Trell January 10, 2019

Napoleon

"Napoleon" is a noble way to say goodbye

"I'll see you next sunday. Napoleon!"
"Alright, see you then. Napoleon!"

by Napoleonnomomom January 28, 2024

Napoleon

Napoleon Bonaparte was one of the most successful generals of the French revolutionary armies. He was emperor of France from 1804-14, and in 1815. Napoleon Bonaparte (1768-1821) is regarded as one of history's greatest military leaders.

Solider: sir, the ship is going down!
Napoleon: there is nothing we can do.

by OKitsnathan9579 September 23, 2023

Napoleon Dynamite

Some stupid shit fuck ass Faggot.

Hey Napoleon Dynamite. What. Ur some Stupid shit fuck ass Faggot.

by weed69 May 14, 2015

Napoleon Dynamite

A bedroom manoeuvre that is taken from defiling a perfectly innocent Neapolitan Tub. You place your first 2 fingers in the strawberry and your pinky in the chocolate. Can also be referred to in slang as “Two in the pink and one in the Stink!”

Oh, it may also be the name of a very funny movie, but it does not feature this described act. Vote 1 Pedro!

Last night was perfect. Took the wife out to dinner. Came home and treated her to the best dessert… Napoleon Dynamite *Boom!* she went of like a firecracker 🧨

by Fluffy Gruffnutz March 2, 2025