Neek

When you have someone called 'Vikkstar123' as your teammate in a game called Sidemen Countdown, then you say you have the neek!

1: Yes! Yes! I’ve got a neek
2: *awkward laugh and face*
1: Les goo!

by netro_power April 2, 2021

Neek

A person who loves science and is usually lonely or lacks a father figure.

"Dom is a phat neek"
"I know, right!"

by getadad July 10, 2022

Gay neek

When someone calls someone triggered.

“Sam called me triggered, he’s such a gay neek”

by Nig Kurh February 6, 2021

Neek

A term used that is used heavily by the Sidemen, a term that is used to describe a nerd

KSI is a fat neek

by oses14 April 7, 2021

Neek

(v) Syrian-American slang that defines as Intercourse, or Sex
(adj) Describing someone who was screwed over

(v)
Timmy: This g I was with last night, 30-minute neek

(adj)
You Failed your final? That's a Neek

by MikeyD25 January 30, 2018

Neek

A person who is both a nerd and a geek. Often used to describe someone who is smart but has few friends.

You got A+ in maths! You're such a neek!

by KingHasob March 12, 2018

neek

A term used regularly amongst young people in the Hampshire area to denote someone that is a: geek, nerd, dawk etc...

geek, nerd, dawk, neek etc...

by odyssey1247 April 27, 2009