shit on my life 

as when something extremely bad happens to you.

joe: dude i think i just failed out of college
brad: nuhuh sucks dude
joe: yeah, shit on my life!!

shit on my life by raver9876 May 18, 2009

fuck my life 

a term that is used to express that something has gone wrong and ruined your plans., but used in small situations that really affect nothing important.

"awww man, I bought the wrong gum, fuck my life."

fuck my life by look_im_a_skater April 8, 2009

You Light Up My Life 

a totally mushy, godawful song that eptimizes how rotten popular music was in the late 70s. It was recorded by Debby Boone and supposedly spent 10 weeks on top of the charts. It is now used as an "inspirational" song at Fundamentalist church services. Now no one else wants to even remember it. Overhyped corporate teen country rubbish queen Leann Rimes covered it on one of her forgettable disposable albums of trash in the late 90s or early 00s. For a real good "Jesus song" check out "I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For" by the Irish rock band U2. That song is from the heart and is not a piece of corporate garbage.

I saw a fundie "religious service" one Sunday when I was in the Army. The crowd was shouting, chanting and shaking their fists into the air. They were clapping, hooting and hollering like nobody's business. Then someone noodled on a piano and they all sang that horrible number "You Light Up My Life". Then there was cheering and alot of "AMEN"s and "HALLELUJAH"s. Oh the horror! I expected to see someone in a black shirt with a swastika armband to step up to the podium. It was so sieg heil.

You Light Up My Life by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 13, 2007

the best day of my life 

The day in your life where the best possible thing could happen to you, so good, nothing better could ever happen to you

Comercial Guy: "i won an X-Box 360, this is the best day of my life!!!"

the best day of my life by Not a Joo September 21, 2005

fuck my life 

The motto of life for all students going through huge amounts of pain in completing certificate of sorts, specifically referenced commonly by University Students.

*Question* How does the relationship between two variables correspond to commentary of person x's assessment of relative elasticity *End Question*

*Student* 'Fuck My Life' *End Student*

fuck my life by Super Mouse July 3, 2009

literally my life 

A term used primarily by white teen-girls trying to discribe how one thing relates to them on a personal level.

"She slept in all day yesterday. Thats like.. literally my life."

literally my life by Romeo and Deviet July 6, 2016

Cry my life

From the east of England; Specifically the Saffron Walden area. Used to express minor hardship or in place of "woe is me", often sarcastically.

Person 1: do you want to grab lunch?
Person 2: I can't even afford a meal-deal, cry my life!

Cry my life by Barg8 August 25, 2019