Mute the Zoom

To maturbate, à la Jeffrey Toobin.

My girlfriend cancelled our big date. I guess I'll just stay home and Mute the Zoom.

by anonymous October 21, 2020

mute your screen

To turn off your screen, commonly used as an instruction from trolls.

"You're so bad at the game, just mute your screen."

by TenBaylor June 7, 2022

mute feta

(adj.) subtly or quietly bad; overrated. crumbling under the pressure like feta cheese. low key trash.

That new Quentin Tarantino movie was mute feta

by bevspeaks_nephew March 9, 2024

MUTE main

A fucking pedophile cancer mother fucker

Oh shit, mute mains are sgit at the game

by Volcanic_whale23 October 24, 2020

Mute

Shortened version of mutant to be used in gaming for quick communication

Kill the mutes coming over the bus!

by wolftone1916 December 20, 2020

mute prostitute

You’re mum’s house

Like I said you’re mum’s house. :)

Mute prostitute

by Jiminie cricket March 10, 2018

Mute Point

When you see a comment so ridiculous on social media that you instantly mute/block the poster, regardless of length of friendship or without further scrutiny of poster's page

My aunt's claim that aliens made the earth flat so they could farm us more easily was a mute point

by WestBankSam December 31, 2023