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The Musket

A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
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The Improvised Human-Musket

The act of eating jalapeno chili dip, sauerkraut, boiled eggs, hot links, and kimchi, then washing it down with fireball whiskey and pickle juice, and plugging the anus with a baseball. When threatened or ready to prank an unlucky fellow, use the gas and waste that has been battling it out in your GI tract to propel the baseball with breakneck speed, similar to that of a musket ball projectile.
Officer: "so how exactly did your assailant die?"

Victim: "I didn't have my carry gun on me so I had to use The Improvised Human-Musket tactic. Guess I'll have to start the 'reload' process in the morning."
by PhatSphoincter October 27, 2025
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musketeer special

The act of sticking a funnel into a persons rectum and urinating, cuming and shiting into the funnel.
Hey, babe you want The musketeer special.
by Beat dick -ben September 12, 2020
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Mexican Musket

A cautionary tale about post Mexican food anal sex resulting in a jalapeno seed lodged in your dick hole causing irritated Mexican Musket!
by Littledick69 May 29, 2020
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Elongated Musket

A word comedically used to lengthen Elon Musk's name.
The richest man in the world is Elongated Musket.
by balistah August 20, 2023
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Musket Gang

you dont wanna mess with the musket gang. they are dangerus and should not be messed with. musket gang is the gangers of the gangsters.
They walk around with musket and Machine guns
Killing a Brit if in sight
Fear the musket gang
"oh no its the musket gang... HIDE!"
" he be a part of the musket Gang"
by Josva Gangster November 22, 2023
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thomas musket

A fucking god that plays Mc too much great friend and over all nice guy kinda weird asking his ex to give head tho anyway u shouldn’t let urself down everyone loves u
by The One that no one loves March 22, 2020
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