Mikey Wasted

Drinking for 4 straight hours pissed off walking around at a party fucked up your friend part fucked up your chances of gettin the girl you wanted way worst than white girl wasted walk to your friends house gets picked up and put in the car comes home trys to fight your other friend gets picked up agin and goes to his room push your mom on the bed dad or step dad comes in and chokes slam you on the ground you talk shit and tell everything u shouldn't say punch a whole in the wall mom calls the cops put the hand cuffs on you you slam your head aginst the wall and leave a huge crack go into the hall way slam your head agin then go to jail

U need to stop before you get mikey wasted

If you can't hold your liqur don't drink or you'll get mikey wasted

by QeenB July 31, 2011

Mukhey

Mukhey is a general term for being a G.O.A.T. (Greatest Of All Time) when they are needed. They are also know to put it down in the bedroom with penises averaging 7 inches in length or more.

He became a Mukhey last night when he banged Scarlett Johansson.

by YeezyTalkWW September 7, 2016

Mikey Punch

When a male soaks a females lady parts in sweet tea with a sponge for 75 seconds, then proceeds to slurping the sweet tea out.

Jim: aye what’d u give her
Mike: a little Mikey punch

by johndickens69 March 12, 2018

Mikey

A crow

"Mikeys a crow"

by Jdhdjwj2sbj September 28, 2019

Mikey boi England

Mikey boi England is a aggressive little boy who is easily violated. He is usually found stoned hiding under small objects such as stones pebbles or even in the sewage. Mikey boi England always smells of crap and is usually described as looking and smelling like Henry cross. His appearance is similar to an ape but much more aggressive. If he is seen charging everyone just run as it’s not safe to be close to a wild Mikey boi. This cretin is found pissing in the sink and egg randoms for fun as he is a cretinous species. When not found with a burn in his mouth you can find him hiding away in the depths of Thornbury in the bing thia.

Wow that’s a "Mikey boi England" thing to do

by Burnerboi November 28, 2019

Mikey Way

A child of god who is too bite for this world. He is also the bassist of My Chemical Romance

Mikey Way is the brother of Gerard Way

by Ikobeatsthecistem June 7, 2020

MikeySqueeze

A Streamer that still lives with their parents and a certified furry Pokemon streamer

MikeySqueeze Didn't get a fat shiny Pokemon 4Weird

by monkaW TTV January 16, 2021