muffin

A muffin is someone who is totally dense, kinda slow, stupid, and is the constant source of jokes.

Ryder asked Anna out, ha! She's way too good for him. Then he asked who Hitler was. WHAT A MUFFIN!

by Brittany October 11, 2003

muffin

the act of making out by a bakery while unknowingly getting remnants of black eyeliner on one's face. one usually returns from this event to tell others that this mysterious black smudge is surely from the BBQ cookout earlier in the evening, or perhaps, it was the stamp from Jenkinsons nightclub that so often rubs off one's hand onto one's face at some point in the night.

A: Lou, where were you?
L: Oh, just having some muffins...

by Alyssa Celeste November 28, 2007

muffin

a slang term referring to a line of cocaine. Where speaking of eating them, correlates to snorting them.

"let's "eat" some muffins."

by John Samson Samsonite November 3, 2007

muffin

A very elite scener. Saved me from the ghetto!

muffin is cool, I wish I was like him.

by Philip October 28, 2003

muffin

allie , the girl that likes the cock way too much

Man, muffin is all up on my piece all the time.

by JewBag October 31, 2003

muffin

mother + fuckin = muffin

i'm so muffin annoyed right now!!!

by colleenybeany February 18, 2009

Crust muffin

When Emma chamberlain’s makeup is crusty at the end of the day and not blended

I look like a crust muffin

by Abadabadu March 12, 2018