muddy buccaneer

deviant sexual practice where a dude takes a dump in his partner's eye, then fucks the eye. the shit represents the eye patch that a pirate (buccaneer) wears, and the shit is brown, representing the mud.

"This chick was totally hot, so I tackled her and gave her a muddy buccaneer"

by Matt & Gavin April 27, 2004

muddy dugout

a very sloppy, used more than twice, been arond the block, ass hole.

carmen has a muddy dugout.

by skyn December 17, 2003

muddy pig

the act of sticking ones vagina flaps up a mans nose, forcing him to open his mouth, and then proceeds to shit in his mouth.

Weston's mom gave Derek a muddy pig while he was sleeping for calling her a milf.

by weston's mom AKA milf January 16, 2008

muddy water

muddy water is another definition for lean,dirty sprite,wok etc.popularized by rappers Bnkcliff and isThatDior

bro you tryna go pour up some muddy water later?

by bnkcliff December 20, 2021

muddy zebra

The act of leaving skid marks between stretch marks.

"I gave her a muddy zebra last night."

"What's that?"

"I took a shit, didn't wipe, then rubbed my ass between the stretch marks on her tits."

"That's gross, but I'm slightly aroused."

"Yep."

by Juan Schwarz February 8, 2008

muddy warrior

After anal intercourse, the man wipes his poopy penis accross his partner's face creating the look of war paint.

Is that grease on your face or did someone give you a muddy warrior?

by The Brown Parrot August 29, 2015

Muddy Snowplow

While doing someone in the ass, before you ejaculate, you pull out and pour a 7up slushie into their rectum. This causes their sphincter to tighten, making the last few thrusts tighter and more pleasurable.

"Oh my god, I gave my girl friend such a hard muddy snowplow last night that she chocolate snow coned!"

by gaultourrie January 17, 2009