lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant

The scientific name of a mexican which is thought to be racists but really isn't because it is true.

i hired a lawn mowing house keeping dry cleaning wife beating child stealing gang banging immigrant to give my child a piggy back ride.

by beanwrangler December 11, 2011

Mow

The worst 'friend'. He is narcissistic and has no real friends. Also he is a lawn mower.

hi
hi i am mow
Go away

by David Jr III February 8, 2020

Mowe

Japanese ritual of "cuddling" with a lawn after mowing it. You first mow it, the you mowe it.

Said to stem from the Emperor Jemma's praise Amaterasu, the sun godess who is said to be connected in direct bloodline with Emperor Jemma. The tradition was founded around 660 BC and has evolved into a personal form of meditation since the Meiji Restoration in 1867.

Person1 "Imma mow that lawn, then I'm gonna mowe it. "
Person2 "Dope"
Person 3 "

メレディス、私はあなたを持ってきた"

by Japanese expert 123 June 14, 2018

Mow

(noun) for Weed; Bud; Marijuana
Created in reference to grass
(verb) to "mow" is to smoke weed

"Can I cop some mow later?"
"Let's meet up later and mow."

by dadi_myke May 6, 2019

mow the hawk

Bribe any official, especially the cops

He tried everything to solve it. In the end he had to mow the hawk.

by Aledsledge May 1, 2016

mow :3

basically if ur really weird and meow like a cat this is next leavel

at work i loudly went *MOW :3 !!*

everyone thoght “wow shes Weird why did she mow 😭😭😭”

by satans sunshine January 17, 2024

Mow her lawn

To perform a service that generates noise, and by doing so keeps people awake.

Ugh, I couldn't sleep last night because my neighbor's boyfriend was over to "mow her lawn".

by AceingOnDaCake May 29, 2021