clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.

Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019

dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

The Green Monster

When fucking a chick with green hair from behind...you pull out and shoot your semen over her head while also playing the final out of the 2004 World Series saying Boston is the World Champs.

Tom: How did you date go last night Chris
Chris: It went awesome!! We went back to my place after dinner, and I gave her The Green Monster!

by IVIR Pay2Play May 17, 2021

Monster Shouter

Based upon a character in Stephen King's "The Stand", a monster shouter is one who, for no reason other than their own belief that everything and everyone around them is part of a conspiracy which will surely bring about the world's end, takes to the streets, the internet and anywhere s/he can gain public voice to rail aloud that the end is coming and we are all surely doomed.

When the H1N1 flu virus hit the US en masse, monster shouters took to the streets proclaiming this was "judgement" and "the end of days".

by Dante's Infernal July 16, 2010

monster cock

it's a penis that is 8 or more inches long

that is a monster cock

by ya boi45 March 2, 2020

MegaHo Monster

A girl who is really dirty. Almost like a smelly pirate hooker, but worse.

Damn homie look at that nasty bitch!

Yeah Dude! Shes a real MegaHo Monster

by BIG YETI DICK January 20, 2007

chametz monster

A place where chametz (and non-Passover dishes) are stored during Passover.

Jewish law requires Jewish people to refrain from ownership of chametz during Passover. Chametz owned by a Jew before Passover may be kept for use after Passover if it is sold to a gentile. If so, it may remain in the Jew's dwelling if stored out of sight.

In some homes, the area the owner has designated for storage looks like a monster mouth, hence the name "chametz monster."

We must put all our chametz in the chametz monster.

by Bed time April 14, 2010