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Mona lisa

- A down and badass honey who will seduce wealthy gullible guys into a one night stand or relationship to set em up and further the con

- Honey pot set up
I had one of my Mona Lisa’s look into that big shot

TrickinAss buster gonna get a Mona Lisa
by Mamo January 29, 2019
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Mona High School

Mona High School is known to be one of the most ghetto schools in jamaica, the girls are beautiful at this school but have no good personality. they are all fake, and just have absolutely nothing about them. the boys at this school look absolutely nothing about them, they all look disgusting u would never find a cute attractive looking boy there because they all look like dogsh*t. a lot of fights happen over there ova man, children get pregnant very young. a lot of bun is given at the school as well. the boys and girls there are disgusting creatures.

would not recommend to go to this school at all
boy 1: “hey look at that Mona High School girl over there

boy 2:“i see her let’s run away now”
by real ting January 3, 2023
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E Monaco

Function: verb
Etymology: Sim Racing
1. In online sim-racing; a rare condition whereby a driver with an imperfect connection to the server, losing all upstream traffic from the server but continuing to receive race data FROM the server, proceeds to get wrecked into the wall with serious force by other driver(s) who cannot see his/her car. See also Reverse Monaco.
2. Said driver may, at his or her discretion, flame and or otherwise "go off" on other drivers for supposedly "wrecking him", while blatantly ignoring the facts at hand. Such a driver may be said to be "going all E Monaco on everyone on Teamspeak".
DUDE!!! In my Texas race earlier this guy straight E Monaco'd himself something fierce, and then flipped out because he thought everybody wrecked him.
by Bill Lang September 13, 2008
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mona bypass

Uppaaaaaaaa
Upaaaaa mona bypasssssss
by Belfastbabe April 16, 2017
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Mensa

A society for people with high IQs, which they define as being within the top 2% of the "general population." It is a haven for snobbish elitists who feel that it is their God-given right to belittle people who aren't as "smart" as they are (see: mensa troll, asshole, and superiority complex). In fact, the average Mensa gathering is just an exclusionist circle jerk where people talk about how goddamn smart they are and how stupid everyone else is, usually with a glass of brandy in one hand and a copy of Aristotle in the other (monocle and pretentious goatee optional). Beware when encountering a Mensa member on the street; if he does not eye you with contempt and shove past you in a huff, he will shove his status as a member down your throat in a long-winded self-aggrandizing monologue.
Me: Hey man, do you have the time?
Mensa Troll: Why, yes I do. But I'm not going to give it to you until you apologize for addressing me in such a crude manner.
Me: Uh... what?
Mensa Troll: Begone, you filthy pissant. My genius cannot be stifled by the suffocating weight of your ignorance.
Me: Ugh. You must be from Mensa...
Mensa Troll: Wow, how did you know?
Me: I dunno, just a feeling...
by Ninja Disaster December 14, 2004
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Mansa Shigby

A king that ruled the shigby lands with his cum fluids that he accidentally spilled while making a drawing of a lettuce. He is known as the great uniter of shigbies in the old historical records.
Is that a drawing of Mansa Shigby? Iam about to nut
by IbnAlHaram May 4, 2022
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Monsatan

refers to the evil empire constructed by the Monsanto Corporation. Farmers started using this term around 2000 when the company began charging tech fees for genetically modified soybeans with resistance to Roundup herbicide and raised the price of their Roundup chemicals at the same time. In recent years the term has enjoyed expanded usage when describing Monsanto's efforts to impact the entire food chain with their genetically modified products.
Monsatan is charging exobitant prices because they can.

Monsatan doesn't know if their gene modified soybeans, corn and hay are having an effect on the animals and people that eat these crops.
by BinswOH August 1, 2012
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