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mormon

Keepers of the secret truth behind magnets.
although many have tried to squeeze this secret from the mormons, many have failed.
Mormon:"Hello, would you like to ask a question on our basic beliefs?
Me:"Yes, how do magnets work?"
Mormon:"your chat has ended"
by Livinundatehbridge March 15, 2011
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Mormon Supply

A massive supply of any type of item(s)
"Yeah, he's got a Mormon Supply of old nintendo games in his basement!"
by Logan Nickel May 30, 2007
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momona

adj. fat; describing a person or thing that is large in size.
"Ho cuz, momona eh dat wahine, bumbye she goin' broke yo wallet at Zippy's.
by smartkine October 22, 2003
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Mormon Ninja

Person of the Mormon Faith who excellls in everything they do and has above average or superior skills in most anything they do. from athletics, music, work, and everything else.
He is such a mormon ninja. everything he does he is good at.

"you can't beat a mormon ninja at anything"
by Id_spud May 26, 2008
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Mormons

The term given to members of the various churches who follow the teachings of Joseph Smith, Jr. They are called this because Joseph Smith claimed to translate an ancient American record called "The Book of Mormon".

Many different Churches follow the the teachings of Joseph Smith, but most often the term "Mormons" is used to describe members of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints. Sometimes it is also used to describe the members of "Break-off" Churches who still follow discontinued practices of the Original Church, such as polygamy, etc.
Those people are Mormons.
by jakelow November 14, 2009
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Mormon

People who won't stop coming to my doorstep to tell me the good news.
-Knock knock-

*I walk to the door... open it, and I am greeted by Mormons.*

MORMON # 1

Hello, I'm Malachi and this is my friend Bob. We're here to tell you the good news!

ME

...go on.

MORMON # 2

Well sir, we're from the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. We want to tell you all about the Book of Mormon!

ME

...um, okay.

MORMON # 1

Do you mind if we come in, sir?

ME

...I guess so?

-5 hours later-

MORMON # 2

Now that you've been read the complete, unabridged Book of Mormon, how would you like to join our Church?

ME

Oh, no thanks, I've got... agnosticism.

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by xanaxslushie May 25, 2007
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mormon

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. A faith who's foundation is belief of Jesus Christ, and that he restored his church upon the earth. They don't drink alcohol, most teas, or coffee. They strive to live a healthy lifestyle.
Even though I'm mormon, I'm not perfect. But, I know I can repent.
by choir geek ;) November 15, 2016
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