The act of inserting each hand entirely into the vaginas of two fat chicks. An adaptation of "pink mittens."
I heard Steve is into whaling... last night he took home two fat chicks and got himself some pig mittens.
by danconia April 15, 2011
The act of Fisting a vagina followed by the insertion of an erect penis. Once both the fist and the penis have met inside, the hand jacks off the erection. This act is done by one male to one female.
by Road Crow March 21, 2011
The art of wiping sweat of your nuts then slapping a douche wagon in the face.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
For best results: Have super sweaty nuts. Cup your hand to increase the ball sweat to hand ratio. Slap said douche wagon when their mouth is open.
That fuck stick really fucked us at practice. I'm gonna give him a musky mitten after he gets out the shower.
by Your Mother My Hoe March 25, 2017
A female residing in or native to lower peninsula Michigan that likes to spend her time doing things that will result in getting dirty and having fun. (Ex. Mudding, dirt biking, dune riding, tractor driving, moonlit dinners in a field or the woods, beach napping, hiking) Mitten kittens can do all this and look gorgeous doing it. Usually found wearing jeans, cowboy boots and a tank top with a bandanna or headband holding up her sexy messy bun.
by Dunechix92 May 18, 2017
The posh term for a Wank Sock.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
A favoured and special sock used during masturbation for the capture of ejaculate.
I was changing our sons bedsheets last week when I discovered his heavily crystallised Spaff Mitten stuck to the underneath of the mattress.
by Garf1981 February 10, 2021
1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.
3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.
When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.
by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022
Next to camel toe as in the physical view of a woman's vagina in yoga pants showing protruding lower lips
by Rastajohn March 29, 2017