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Missouri Welder

The sexual act of acting like you are going down on a female partner and spreading open her vaginal lips and applying super glue between them and then holding them shut thus giving you a “welded” effect.
Bro 1: I heard you just graduated welding school congratulations bro!

Bro 2: what are you talking about I never went to welding school?

Bro 1: Are you sure my sister said you’re the best Missouri welder around?

Bro 2: OH YEAH! Definitely not what you’re thinking!
by That1Lineman March 8, 2024
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Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.
Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.
by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024
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Missouri buttwipe

When you wipe your butt on a ginger friend and turn their hair go from red to brown.
I want to do the Missouri buttwipe to my ginger friend.
by Dkhuame August 7, 2024
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Missouri Cocksucker

A Missouri Cocksucker is a hooker from Missouri. Often founds in the streets of St. Louis
Let's go pick up some Missouri Cocksuckers, bro.
by missouricocksucker April 4, 2025
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Missouri Rice Bowl

When one puts rice, raw fish, and other sushi ingredients into another’s anus and then eats from said sushi filled anus while watching an anime.
Dude, John Missouri Rice Bowl’d Becky last night.
by Jesussaintlord96 March 9, 2026
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Missouri sucker fish

The act of placing a geekbar in between a girl’s butt cheeks, hitting it, blowing it into her coochie, and eating her out.
Damn, that Missouri sucker fish with that strawberry watermelon geek bar was insane.
by Effery jepstein March 27, 2026
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Missouri Slurry

The act of mixing sperm with brown sugar into a slurry, then swirling it around in your mouth and spit it into your parterner's anus then eat the slurry out of their anus.
Wanda saw some brown sugar and thought of the Missouri slurry her husband did last night.
by B-ran1980 June 6, 2025
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