midgeroid

A short person with extremely large muscles and a Napoleon complex. The biceps are commonly the size of its head.

Brandon was a total midgeroid at crossfit, he could barely reach those monkeybars! Those steroids aren't gonna make that midgeroid any taller.

by Sarah E September 3, 2013

Muggering

Annoying, bothering, pestering, getting on someone's nerves.

Quit muggering me!

by Frlp2789 July 9, 2015

Minger

A minger meaning 5/10

"You just a kissed a minger man"

by Brado_ March 19, 2016

Mingers pringers

Believed to be derived from ancient Scots, it originally implied that a Pringles was unfit for human consumption.

However in the modern tongue, mingers pringers may be used to answer a question on the suitability of an object. Mingers pringers may also be used in whatever way the user requires, and should always answer that it is Aberdonian slang if questioned.

Proper pronunciation is agreed as something similar to mungers pring-ers.

Oi Nub! Chav us a mingers pringers!

by Mingers Pringers king April 22, 2018

moggery

Being a 200kg 6ft or over unit intimidating everyone near you. Having a bloated stomach doesn't bother you because it is seen as power and you don't understand when people make positive jokes about being mogged so you just take it as a compliment.

Ben's moggery is insane

by Pepperbencheese November 4, 2020

techie minger

a person who is quite good with computers and other technical things. also rather unattractive, hence the 'minger' part. techie mingers often work in the tech support department of a company, and know far more than is normal about the ins and outs of servers, internet connections, firewalls, etc.

"if you can't get your internet connection to work, ask simon in tech, he's a right techie minger"

by Hels86 May 11, 2006

juicy miggler

A typically short, brownish male with a fetish for female asses. They typically enjoy the arts, but in particular, love cooking, reading, writing, drawing, and film making. They are neither beta nor alpha males, as their levels of masculinity are known to shift based on their current levels of success. They are extremely helpful and self aware, although they may be awkward in social scenarios. However, they make for the best friends a person could ask for. Lastly, a juicy miggler MUST own an island in the South Pacific. If they do not, you may be confusing them for some other type of miggler, possibly a coridal miggler.

Alexa: I need me a juicy miggler in my life, them is rare. Plus, I hear they eat ass.
Google Home: Hell yea they do, but everyone knows juicy migglers prefer Google Home.

by juicymiggler January 16, 2019