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metalocalypse

The best show on Adult Swim now that Space Ghost is dead and Family Guy is on. Futurama is a close second, but it doesn't come close to the "WTF" humor of Metalocalypse. It rocks so hard that unicorns everywhere are crying blood...a true stoner's show. It follows the exploits of death-metal band Dethklok, the single greatest cultural force in the known universe. Once they endorse a product, that company instantly becomes the sole source for that product, due to every other company going bankrupt.
Stoner 1: Dude...it's almost 1 am...see what's on TV.

Stoner 2: Alright...Food Network...Comedy Central...hey, Cartoon Network, dude. Adult Swim is on.

both stoners: METALOCALYPSE!!
by zumiez March 20, 2008
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Metalocalypse

The most AWESOME cartoon ever in the whole wide world.
"Holy shit! Is Metalocalypse on yet? Did I miss it? PLEASE tell me I didn't miss it.
I LOVE THIS EPISODE!
It's the one where they wake up a lake troll with the Necronomicon book of spells! Rad!"
by pookita September 2, 2009
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Metallic Rainbow

A rainbow lacking in color and presented in greyscale.

When displayed it can take on a few meanings:
1. An open statement of one's heterosexuality.
2. Having Anti-Homosexual sentiment.
3. A fan of the Metal genre of music.
4. In protest against the use of the rainbow as a homosexual symbol.
5. Replacement for non-homosexual emblems, labels, signs or etc. that feature a colored rainbow, as to avoid confusion.
by Metal Gear Twilight June 18, 2013
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metalicized

when a song that is not a metal song has been re-done in a metal like fashion.
that band metalicized that song well
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Metalli-Crunch

A riffing style popularized by legendary Metallica frontman James Hetfield. It is basically a punk-rock style rhythm meets Motorhead/NWOBHM etc (new Wave Of British Heavy Metal) resulting in a potent machine-gun gallop sounding orgasmic tune to what most Metalhead calls now as Thrash. Their milestone debut album "Kill 'Em All" introduced that kind of sound and after that it literally spawned hundreds of Thrash bands mimicing that style.
"Metallica single-handedly patented and perfected the Metalli-crunch, that's why they became a legend to the music world"
by TT Boy4 April 12, 2010
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Metalocalypse Movie

LET'S GOOOO!!!! I TAKE FULL CREDIT!!!
Hym "YEEEEESSSS!!! METALOCALYPSE MOVIE! Somebody got the reference! What a canst do the least is always a good job and never a bad? Remember!? I'm like the naked bitch from 300! You know the one. With the lepers?"
by Hym Iam April 13, 2023
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Medallia

Hebrew word meaning medal, medallion, prize. Used as an over romantic way of describing a woman you like. Smashing Pumpkins used it as "Medellia" to sound like a womans name in "Medellia Of The Gray Skies"
She is the Medallia of my eye
by Tom O'Jockstrap November 25, 2009
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