beat meeting

The act of masturbation. The term is borrowed from beat cops, who get together with the other cops on their beat for "beat meetings."

Dude, I had like 27 beat meetings today. My weiner is sore.

by albodertfregmodyne August 2, 2010

Magic Meek

A gay, autistic loser who uploads a video to his youtube channel every couple months.

When will that Magic Meek ever upload a video.

by Hammmmy T May 4, 2017

Meeghan

A beautiful girl, typically with blue eyes and fair skin. She is loving, strong, athletic, but shy. Once you get to know her you will see her fiery, crazy personality. She's an asshole to people who are assholes. Her sense of humor is intelligent and sharp, and she can out-whit anyone. Though dyslexic, math is not a problem for girls named Meeghan.

Her quick comebacks made her sound like Meeghan.

by errrgs March 31, 2013

meelod

he has a good heart and personality. daydreams and gets off task sometimes. he has nice eyebrows, smile, and beard. not tall or short. he is a good friend with some humor. acts retarded sometimes but its ok. he's a wise person and knows what's best for him.

"are u friends with meelod?"

by sis.sis November 8, 2019

Francis Meehan

stinky

i hate francis meehan

by PintoBean2003 February 5, 2020

bible discussion/study meeting

The bible discussion/study meeting (BDSM) is a meeting in which those who have been blessed by the lords love come together and talk about the bible.

Bro 1: "Bro, ya like BDSM?"
Bro 2: "Yes, I do. I am a christian. I very much enjoy bible discussion/study meetings."

by Password12342069 May 28, 2020

meej

to destroy or obliterate; usually associated with board games.

1) "I just won at scrabble. I meejed you all in the face."
2) "I think I might challenge Rob to that game." "No!, he'll meej you."

by meejed May 12, 2009