Maryland booty call

Having a booty call while residing or visiting in Maryland.

I will like to reserve a one night for a Maryland booty call.

by babygirlmlw March 4, 2009

Maryland Radon Mitigation Remediation

Call Air Quality Control [phone]. - Radon gas mitigation, remediation, abatement, testing, reduction, and removal systems of Baltimore, Columbia, Parkville, Silver Spring, Pasadena MD, Gaithersburg, Annapolis, Glen Burnie, Potomac, Clarksville, Jarrettsville, Crofton, Lanham, Fallston, Belcamp, Cumberland, Elkton, Elicott City, Clarksburg, Westminster, Potomac, Owings Mills, Port Deposit, Maryland Radon Mitigation. Radon gas ventilation contractor serving these Maryland Counties: Anne Arundel, Baltimore, Prince George’s, Garrett, Allegany, Washington, Frederick, Carroll, Harford, Cecil, Kent, Queen Anne’s, Caroline, Talbot, Dorchester, Wicomico, Somerset, Worcester, St. Mary’s, Charles, Montgomery, and Howard County. Call 1-800-61-RADON.

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by Maryland Radon Mitigation December 18, 2009

St. Mary's College of Maryland

A sorry excuse for a college filled with the biggest collection of unambitious, bottom-feeding, filthy, ugly, slacker, loser, scumbag dregs of the earth to be found anywhere on this planet. One is either a 60's retread, a redneck hick, or of a lower middle class background of which you're the first to attend college. Faculty consists of third-rate teachers with degrees from third-rate (at best) institutions who couldn't find a job anywhere else. A certificate from an auto mechanic trade school would do more to make you a contributing and valued member of society than anything from this place.

St. Mary's College of Maryland typical student conversation:

normal person: "so what's your major" ?

hippie retread: "huh" ?

normal person: "you know, what do you plan to do with your life, what are your goals" ?

hippie retread: "uh, what are goals"

by pawzavitch July 30, 2009

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Fratty, Giggidy, and Frivolous beyond belief.

Sigma Chi at the University of Maryland, College Park.

Living the dream on a daily basis.

by Sweet Lu. October 18, 2009

Maryland Cock Sucker

When a woman (*or man if you’re into that shit*) puts raw crabmeat and old bay on their lovers cock then gives him a blowjob while moisturizing his cock with said crabmeat and old bay until he cums.

Man: Did you hear? Bobbie’s Wife made him a Maryland Cock Sucker

by thatmffromMD August 26, 2023

Maryland

the worst fucking shithole in the planet. its no wonder 10% of suicides in america are people from maryland

Bill: im thinking of killing myself
Joe: awe why?
Bill: I live in maryland
Joe: oh nevermind go ahead

by lack toes and toddler ants March 3, 2024

Maryland Crab fries

When you're in the process of eating a hairy girl's ass out and you crochet her hairs into a net with your tongue as If it was a cheery stem. She then shits out through the net creating delicious warm fries ready for consumption(add old bay if desired).

Hey bro I just had some maryland crab fries the other night with my gf

by Maryland crabber January 14, 2020