Marty Manbear

Makes YTP
His Biggest video has almost 200k views.
(No one is on YouTube anymore)

Youngin-“Bro who is Marty Manbear”
Oldhead-“Some youtuber who has no post schedule”
Youngin-“oh”
Oldhead-“Wanna head back to my place?”

by Bear011 February 6, 2024

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Marty's Man Catcher Excess

Excess from Marty's Man Catcher, usually shaped into various balloon animals. Sold in the pawn shop in Junktopia.

Max: "Marty's Man Catcher Excess"
Max: *complete silence while presentation plays*

by firefox098089 November 13, 2023

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A stereotype for a rotund Jewish male who is extremely hairy. This man is often described as looking precisely like anti Jewish ww2 propaganda. Often with a very pointed long nose, and a background in either it, law, finance, or medicine such as podiatry. This man can speak with a mild to strong New York accent, and most likely has an average length penis with an extremely rotund girth that matches his physique. When walking this man tends to waddle, girating back and forth. This man could often be described as highly intelligent and charismatic, often weaseling his way into high level positions with his prowess, unfortunately this man looks like the human embodiment of a mole, and has the back hair to show for it.

Yo Brody you look like a total Marty Grossman.

Oyyy Veyy oh chutzpah the s&p is a total bear right now!

by Ritards Future Father October 7, 2025

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