i wanna fuck you maria

text u ain't ever gonna send

1: i wanna fuck you maria
2: wtf im ur sister
1: sorry i sneezed and my dog ate my homework so i freaked out and hit send by mistake lol

by comfybat September 6, 2020

Maria Grace

The sweetest person you will ever meet. She is the bomb dot com. She lights up every room, and brings a smile to every face. If you have a Maria Grace in your life you should treasure her because she is one in a million!

Ted: I was having a bad day, but I know it's about to get a heck of a lot better!
Sue: Why?
Ted: Maria Grace just got here!

by bevvy411 September 21, 2016

Cala Maria

Cala Maria is the mermaid boss in Cuphead that pretty much everyone in the fandom has a crush on besides King Dice. She is commonly shipped with Mugman.

me: who’s your favorite Cuphead boss?
friend: Cala Maria. she’s fucking hot
me: preach to that

by joshler is real fite me January 4, 2018

Maria

Name given to girls who love to have fun.Maria loves to chat with friends and makes evereyone happy.Shes very creative and artistic.no one else is like her and having her as your friend will be the best thing you'll ever have.And she's always cute.

GirlFriendCutieFunnyCreativeMaria

by wtf taco wtf November 29, 2009

maria sanchez

The best person you can ever depend on. Someone who you know won't ever give up on you. Someone who would be there throught out all the crap. Shes different...shes a star. She can be off minded at times, but intelligent on her own. If you need someone to talk to, over look at a maria.

Guy1: you know maria sanchez?
Guy2: who doesn't?

by pllA June 20, 2014

Maria

A girl that is not too tall or short. She is probably from somewhere in the south like Colombia, Argentina or Mexico. She loves art and probably likes sports like volleyball . She usually get´s good grades and her teachers like her. Sometimes, she ,might get in some trouble because of standing up in what she believes is right.

Maria is so funny and crazy!

by mdgkhfw June 27, 2019

Maria Daytona

Maria Daytona is a Canadian singer who many believe sounds similar to Lana Del Rey.

Did you hear Maria Daytona’s new song?

by daytona1997 February 6, 2020