manhattan marriage

A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"

Person 2: "No. What happened?"

Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"

Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"

by TOOL BAG TRAVIS February 18, 2009

Manhattan Kilting

When a drunken rugby player administers a curb stomping to any individual while the drunkard is wearing a kilt. In traditional fashion, the drunken rugger has no underwear on. This exposes the victim to the drunken ruggers gentiles, further humiliating him. The victim suffers from a beating, a beating from a man in a kilt, and a face full of junk.

Spicy threw a Manhattan Kilting on that punk last night!

by rugbymedic August 3, 2011

The Manhattan Project

An allied military campaign that was enacted in Manhattan, New York during the 1940's to combat the japanese policy of "Rolling Thunder" which was quickly leveling the city with firebombs.

Those Japanese hella fucked us in the butt with all those bombs during the Manhattan Project!

by opco10 January 29, 2012

Lower Manhattan

The name given to "Watchmen" character Dr. Manhattan's Penis.

"HOLY SHIT! Look at the size of Lower Manhattan."

by Verin1337 October 2, 2009

Manhattan

To be legit. When something works out really well or is awesome. Used in suburban D.C. slang.

To shorten the word, 'Hattan' is a substitute. 'Hattan' is used more commonly throughout the suburbs

First Person: "Yo, dude. My parents said I could go with you tomorrow."
Second Person: "Manhattan! It's gonna be so tight man."
or
Second Person: "Hattan, dude! It's gonna be so tight!"

by Peaceful Patrick December 2, 2009

Manhattan College

Manhattan College is a college for slacker high school fag students who wish they were attending Columbia, Fordham, or NYU. Most of them are yankee douche bags and are just going to college to drink. They tend to try and get into Fordham parties on a regular basis but the Fordham students know they don't belong and tell them to fuck off.

Hi I go to Manhattan College and am a retard fag guido. I feel safe here because I'm near mommy and daddy and all my loser friends from high school. I wish i attended NYU or Fordham but i cannot because I suck at life.

by anon1198383 September 21, 2009

Manhattan Double Whammy

Jerking off two guys at the same time.

Me and Al got a Double Whammy from that dude.

Which one?

A Manhattan Double Whammy.

by AJJ304 October 29, 2008