While riding on a bus, a tall man wearing cowboy boots crushed my big toe destroying the nail bed. Malcolms toe is unable to produce a strong nail and always breaks.
by anonymous March 17, 2023
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by Mckhall July 31, 2024
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Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.
by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024
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Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"
(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")
by abelgotha April 26, 2024
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