Malcolm

Malcolm is the funniest guy. He is shy at first. He is more of a people watcher, he doesn't really like to be seen. He stays away from large crowds. He loves animals and nature. He is very smart and really good looking. He is handsome but doesn't realize how good looking he is. He is a little insecure but doesn't show it. He has a big heart but he gets let down often. Overtime this causes him to put up walls around people. Once he lets you in he will love you so deeply and passionately don't break his heart. His recovery takes too long and this wonderful young man deserves to be loved. Talented, creative, deep, smart, funny and good looking.

Malcolm told me a joke today I laughed so hard and I can't stop thinking about the way he told it. He is a great story teller.

by Cheerleadersoftheday August 15, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

Malcolm In The Middle

A hamster flying at terminal velocity

Malcolm in the middle? More like, mushy in the middle. Lose some weight Heisenberg! Haha. Had a good chuckle over that one... I'm coming after you.

by The Komng December 2, 2022

Malcolm

A person who fucks a ton of girls and someone who gets a ton of play respectful to adults but also fucks them

did you see Malcolm fucked another woman

by Taylor Ton August 23, 2023

Malcolm-Jamal

An amazing, God fearing wonderful dude. He's one of a kind and his loyalty is unmatched. He is funny, extremely handsome and the life of a party. If you are friends with a Malcolm-Jamal consider yourself lucky he is hard to come by and his uniqueness lights up the world. He will help in any way he can. He tends to always be sociable and has a rocking bod! He's usually the smartest in the room and very humble too. Malcolm-Jamal's are the best!!

You are with Malcolm-Jamal! Woah consider yourself lucky!!

by Cugar November 22, 2021

Malcolm X Tea

A mixture of an obscene amount of nutmeg in water or another beverage, used by Malcolm X to get high while in prison. Effects include hallucinations, paranoia, intense nausea, and a sense of impending doom. May last several hours to days.

Woodhouse: "ANTS! All over my body!"
Ray Gillette: *slap* "So shut up and help me find the nutmeg and I'll make you some Malcolm X tea!"

(From the 2009 TV series, "Archer")

by abelgotha April 26, 2024