by conquerpain December 03, 2015
I group of people, cars, or animals that seem to all be at the same place at the same time, preventing each other from moving on. A seemingly unmoveable mass of objects that looks totally inefficient.
Dude, the traffic tonight was a disaster!! There were so many cars in this one accident, it looked like a Mongolian Cluster Fuck.
by Bill Smales September 08, 2006
When you wake up from a heavy night of drink and find out that your friends thought it would be funny to put a coffe grinder on your dick.
by Improper Name July 21, 2009
A sexual position to be used during foreplay.
When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.
When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.
Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."
by RobertFrazer June 13, 2015
Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
Mongolian Swap Donkey
Mongolian Swamp Donkey
by hoo-ah August 01, 2010
Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.
Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
the act of having hot dirty sex with a woman, and right before she reaches the point of an explosive climax, you pull out and kick her in her sweat box.
while jackie was getting trained by 5 military dudes at once in here extra large sweat box, she was getting ready to reach climax when all 5 dudes pulled an mongolian gas pedal rupturing both ovaries, leaving a nike shoe print on her sweat box.
by A.W. and DAVID August 15, 2006