The act of two or more people running in ten-foot diameter circles trying to ejaculate and hit ones eyebrow with sperm.
by Isis Foot Fetish December 23, 2014
Get the Mongolian Eyebrow Tag mug.a sexual position performed by a man with a ferocious boner.
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...
from behind your woman you put her in a full-nelson.
lift her off the ground with your boner/leg strength.
slam her facefirst into a hard surface, therefore looking like a rat trap...
"dude i mongolian rat trapped my girlfriend last night into my glass coffee table."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."
"nice mann... why is it called (mongolian)?"
"i dont know.."
by Oliver Clozov January 11, 2008
Get the mongolian rat trap mug.Cum in the butt of your partner, then push them down on their stomach, you then proceed to stomp furiously on their butthole, till the cum and poo flow out.
by pool boy October 1, 2007
Get the mongolian mudbog mug.a restaurant where you serve yourself with small, inconvient dishes that when you finally get to the grill. you only like 5 pieces of chicken
"im so hungry, lets go to Mongolian Barbecue!"
nah, you wont get any food, their dishes are to small
nah, you wont get any food, their dishes are to small
by usafchef September 10, 2011
Get the Mongolian Barbecue mug.A mongolian monkey matinee is the central asian derivation of the european monkey face, an act in which a guy simultaneously wadges and throws a handful of short and curlies in the face of some dirty strumpet.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
The mongolian monkey matinee differs by using pre clipped strands of anal beard from the gooch or the chode and is performed first thing in the morning so that the unsuspecting mutter does not get a chance to turn away from the impending anal beard / ball juice double combo.
"Jenny looks so peaceful sleeping. I almost don't want to wake her. But my urge to litter her chops with jizzy gooch hairs is too strong to resist...bam bam, mongolian monkey matinee!"
by BB Smizzle May 19, 2008
Get the mongolian monkey matinee mug.When you're fucking a girl doggystyle, discreetly shit in your hand, then right before your about to cum you cover her mouth with the shitty hand until you cum.
"Last night I gave your mom a Mongolian monkey and got shit all over your living room and made her clean it!"
by Winterfart69 July 27, 2019
Get the Mongolian monkey mug.A sexual act in which the female lays on her back with knees to chest; Man lays horizontal and sticks penis in-between womans calfs and thrusts vigorously and screams.
by Overshade December 9, 2010
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