Human: *walks in between a wild Guge and a wild Mommy Guge*
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
Mommy Guge: “GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM GUGE OR I WILL FUCKING MURDER YOU AND YOU WILL GO CRY IN YOUR CRIB!!! DON’T TAKE ANY CHANCES!!!!!!!”
Human: “oh.”
by I <3 GUGE April 12, 2021
When one says they are gone for a second but that second turns out to be much longer.
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
So it is not a slim but a thicc second and per definition mommys are thicc - so a "mommy second"
Jake says he's gonne be back in a second. Turns out he needs more time than that.
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
People who are waiting for him be like :"damn, that's a mommy second."
by YouNotHavelTheHoff August 13, 2021
Business hours that are worked around the workers' childrens' schedules. For example, a business may only be open on weekdays from late morning to early afternoon, when children tend to be at school. Therefore, the business is rarely open at times when customers can actually come to it.
I heard good things about that hair salon, but they're on mommy hours. Only open from 10:30-2 on weekdays and never on weekends, so I can never go to it.
by bawtx April 21, 2011
by DORER December 29, 2020
1.a silly and most annoying woman that is suppose to be your grandmother, but because your parent is an AB/DL you are forced to refer to her as a Mommy Ann. Emphasis on the word mommy. 2. Another way for a parent to humilate their child and to incorporate their AB/DL identity into society while blaming it on their child. 3.A clue your parent might be an AB/DL / pedosexual
by noLIMITsouljagirlz May 09, 2009
A tomboy MILF: A mature woman who has had children who other men would like to have sex with. A tommy mommy usually has short hair and a very dominant, forward personality.
Bill: "Bakugou's mom, from My Hero Academia, sure is a hot MILF."
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
Tom: "She isn't just a MILF, she's a tommy mommy!"
by Nancho Party July 17, 2020
A mommy's boy is a boy or a man who has a very close relationship with his mother. As an adult, a mommy’s boy may talk to his mother on a daily basis and spend more time with her than some consider normal.
It's too bad, when you decided to marry your "mommy's boy" that you didn't realize how things would inevitably turn out.
by must.aculo.us May 11, 2008