Man Miss

its when you, being a straight guy, you miss your male friend but with no homosexual feelings involved, you just man miss your friend.

guy 1: hey i miss my friend dany he went back to PR to spend the summer
guy 2: thats pretty gay dude
guy 1: of course not, i just man miss him

by sullivangdl September 23, 2009

Southern Miss

Home of the eagles. We might not have the best football team, but we know how to party. Pull the stick out of your hotty toddy and come down to Hattiesburg where the guys arent d bags and the chicks arent bitches.

SMTTT

Southern Miss Elle: "Hey Mary lets leave the game at halftime and go down to the district and take shots."

Ole Miss Mary: "Oh golly geez Elle I might get in trouble with my sorority!"

Southern Miss Elle: "Your Sorority? How would they know? My sorority is down there with the shots...Geez Mary it must be really lame at Ole Miss.

by SouthernMissToTheTop December 20, 2010

Miss Hooke

A mentally retarted dumb bitch who pisses most students off.
She sucks doctor daniels cock aswell as Sergay.
Why not we own this mentally retarted faggot
Miss hooke shits in class and on students .
She can piss tyhe fuck off this world lets make sure she gets killed asap.

Sergay had Miss Hooke and doctor daniels while fucking jaganto nyak

by jaganti Nyak September 30, 2012

miss k

miss k is a hella chill teacher who genuinely cares about her students and doesn’t think of them as just students but as actual people. She lets kids just vibe in her classroom on their lunch period or study hall if they don’t like to be where they are supposed to go. She does the right thing for you even if you don’t think it’s what you need but will help you in the long run. She is in charge or the care closet so if you tell her how you are in need of anything she will discreetly help you out because she be a homie like that. If you haven’t eaten all day and you aren’t planning to other then maybe a bang or coffee then you know dang darn well she will hook you up with some food. miss k is also referred to as mama k because of her straight mom vibes. She will definitely write you a pass to your next class if you got caught up in talking to her and forgot you actually have a next class. Miss k is the teacher everyone needs in their life and she is the queen that will probably save your ass a few times. in conclusion miss k is someone who is basically the best human ever period

person 1: “hey are you going to see miss k later?”

person 2: duh everyday plus i needa talk to her about looking for a new job.

person 1: good idea bro

by shadeisnotokay March 8, 2020

miss habethicc

the thiccest of all science teachers. usually quiet and makes joe mama jokes

P1: Dude in science today, Nathan got joe mama’d by miss habethicc
P2: Bro thats sick

by aphyxahoa November 12, 2019

Missed Plopportunity

When you have to shit so bad but you can't because you are in an inappropriate shitting venue so you hold it with all your might. Finally when you get home you either can't shit or you have a shittack because you held it so long. not a good poo. this is a missed plopportunity.

Uh dude, my stomach is killing me...I really had to shit before but alas, it was a missed plopportunity

by plmgr July 27, 2010

Miss Bitters

A Charecter in the wonderfull cartoon
Invader Zim created by Jhonen Vasquez (See Genius) in 2001. Miss Bitters is the teacher of Zim and Dib's class. Extremely scary, she can materializes out of shadows. She spends her lessons "enlightening" her students of the horror's of the world around them, intent on crushing their dreams.

Quotes
"Doom, doom, doooom! Go home now."
"So, right around there, a negative stigma was attached to the idea of surviving on human flesh."
"Be quick! I can only survive so long in the sun."

by Magical Spleen June 10, 2005